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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
golf hands swings
Because of the suit I was wearing, I couldn't make a good pivot on the swing. And I had to hit the ball with one hand. Alan Shepard
golf two hands
Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here. Alan Shepard
golf hands two
The suit was so clumsy, being pressurized, it was impossible to get two hands comfortably on the handle and it's impossible to make any kind of a turn. It was kind of a one-handed chili-dip. Alan Shepard
golf atmosphere balls
Then I thought, with the same clubhead speed, the ball's going to go at least six times as far. There's absolutely no drag, so if you do happen to spin it, it won't slice or hook 'cause there's no atmosphere to make it turn. Alan Shepard
golf dirt balls
Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again. Alan Shepard
golf miles railroad-tracks
Miles and miles and miles. Alan Shepard
golf long tree
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. Brian Weiss
golf needs cutters
That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it. Brian Weiss
golf earth break
It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole. Brian Weiss
hits
We have had 6,000 hits in the first 24 hours, Stephen Ryan
hit impact increasing metal momentum quarter seen
The real impact of what we've seen in the first quarter will hit the second-quarter results, from the increasing momentum of the metal price. Victor Lazarovici
hitting jump leave pay shot
When I've had to score, if they leave me open, I'm going to try to make them pay by hitting the jump shot like I did tonight. Josh Smith
hit ivan last passed
When Ivan hit last year, it passed over 150 platforms. Larry Wall
hit knew
When it was in the air, I never thought of it going in. I just knew I'd hit it good. Craig Barlow
hitters
Basically, hitters fall into a pattern, and once you know what they like, you can set them up for the putout with something else. Tom Seaver
hits time
The time to stop is when the other guy hits you more than you hit him. Sugar Ray Leonard
hit pass
We know if we pass it out they can hit the shots. Kelly Hawthorne
hitters pitches
We know he's very capable. He has the pitches to get major-league hitters out. Jim Tracy
love-is men my-family
I'm a family man. I just love being around my family. Carlos Beltran
love dream business
You ask whether I have ever been in love: fool as I am, I am not such a fool as that. But if one is only to talk from first-hand experience, conversation would be a very poor business. But though I have no personal experience of the things they call love, I have what is better - the experience of Sappho, of Euripides, of Catallus, of Shakespeare, of Spenser, of Austen, of Bronte, of anyone else I have read. C. S. Lewis
love stupid talking
Last year, when he had been staying with the Pevensies, he had managed to hear them all talking of Narnia and he loved teasing them about it. He thought of course that they were making it all up; and as he was far too stupid to make anything up himself, he did not approve of that. C. S. Lewis
love-you brain use
It is, of course, quite true that God will not love you any less, or have less use for you, if you happen to have been born with a very second-rate brain. C. S. Lewis
love weed cutting
It is no disparagement to the garden to say it will not fence and weed itself, nor prune its own fruit trees, nor roll and cut its own lawns...It will remain a garden only if someone does all these things to it...If you want to see the difference between [the garden's] contribution and the gardener's, put the commonest weed it grows side by side with his hoes rakes, shears, and a packet of weed killer; you have put beauty, energy, and fecundity beside dead, steril things. Just so, our 'decency and common sense' show grey and deathlike beside the geniality of love. C. S. Lewis
love-you living-right awful
Yet it is awful to love a person who is a torture to you. And a fascinating person who loves you and won't hear of anything but your loving him and living right by his side through all eternity! Agnes Smedley
love-is common patient
Love is a malady, the common symptoms of which are the same in all patients ... Agnes Repplier
love laughing said
It has been wisely said that we cannot really love anybody at whom we never laugh. Agnes Repplier
love-is interesting giving
Actors, we like stories, we like storytelling, we love being a part of the story, and if you give us a story that's interesting then we'll want to do it. Aaron Stanford
next ready weeks work
We have to get better the next two weeks and come out ready to work and execute. Chad Whitworth
next firsts miles
First you learn to drive fast. Next, you learn to drive fast in traffic. Then, you learn how to do it for 500 miles. Alan Kulwicki
next prime
3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is the next prime after 8. Charlie Chaplin
next people process second telling
The process has been enjoyable, but at the same time, there is so much uncertainty. One day people are telling you you'll go in the second round. Next day people will say second day. Michael Robinson
next moments next-time
The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself. Ricky Gervais
next woman-suffrage suffrage
I expect to do more work for woman suffrage in the next decade than ever before. Susan B. Anthony
next creator hard
It's always hard to predict what's coming up next. My main guess is that content creators will increasingly start using BitTorrent to distribute their own work directly. Bram Cohen
next hazards moments
The very condition of Woman is so subject to Hazard, so complex, and so grievous, that to place her at one moment is but to displace her at the next. Djuna Barnes
next want havens
Pretty much any place that I haven't been is the next place I definitely I want to go. Dhani Jones
outside plays rely shooting
We were at the rim, and didn't have to rely on outside shooting and we made the big plays when we had to make them. We always want to make it interesting though. Buddy Trask
outside regular society three trying
We were trying to live outside regular society three months. Chris Boyd
outsiders
I've always been interested in the outsider. Charles de Lint
outside physically ready spent time year
We've spent a lot of time outside this year but we didn't show it tonight. We just weren't ready to play physically or mentally. Eric Etchison
outsiders different freak
But you're like me,” he says. “An outsider. Different. A freak. We're both weird, which is why we get along. Darren Shan
outside worth
All the things worth writing about are outside me. I'm a lens, not a source. And even if it's not always a comfortable journey, it's always a stimulating one. Karen Traviss
outside run top
We did not come here to run outside of the top 10, Jason Leffler
outsiders actors able
Actors are always outsiders. It's necessary to be able to interpret - and that gets distorted when you become famous. Al Pacino
outsiders faces like-you
It's like you always have to put on a happy face, be the phony baloney, and I'm so not that. I never was that; I'll never be that. That is part of the business that I don't like. Maybe that will always keep me an outsider, I don't know. But that's fine. Chloe Sevigny
predict
What we didn't predict is that it would be so dramatic. Jonathan Overpeck
predicted
'Sherlock' is one of the biggest things I will do, ever - we could never have predicted that level of insanity around the series. Martin Freeman
predict
I don't think it makes any sense for me to predict where anything's going. We all know things are not predictable. Dick Jauron
predict
I can't really predict anything. I'd like to think day-to-day. Sergei Fedorov
predicted work
I couldn't have predicted that a work like 'Death of a Salesman' would take on the proportions it has Arthur Miller
predict
You can never really predict who comes in or what they will need. Karen Thomas
predict seen virus
We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. Marc Lipsitch
predicting saying
We're not predicting that we're just saying that's possible. Guy Caruso
predict
The problem in cinema is that you can never predict what will happen. Denis Villeneuve
preparing better-off
You're better off not preparing, because what you prepare will always be wrong. Catherine Deneuve
preparation way exclusion
The surest way to get a thing in this life is to be prepared for doing without it, to the exclusion even of hope. Jane Welsh Carlyle
preparation rehearsal worship
The best preparation for worship is not a rehearsal, but surrender. Aiden Wilson Tozer
preps i-can seems
There'll always be that prep in me that I can't seem to get rid of. Chloe Sevigny
preparation important ingredients
Most cooks would not, for example, prepare an important, elaborate, and difficult dish on the back-burner. Neither should we relegate the cultivation and preparation of happiness for a position where it is both hard to reach and difficult to infuse with new ingredients. Gina Barreca
preparing
We are preparing like this thing is going to go (to trial). Robert Janssen
prepared zimbabwe
We are prepared to play Zimbabwe in March. Samir Inamdar
prepared
We are prepared to go all-Boeing or all-Airbus, James Hogan
prepared
We are prepared financially to see this thing through to the very end. Brian Bogosian
ready tough
We have to get ready now for Plainfield South. They are another scrappy, tough team. We'll have to be ready. Jeff Bambule
ready reasons
We have so many reasons to be here tonight. I'm also ready to do some shopping! Natalie Chanin
ready-to-die not-ready ifs
If you're not ready to die, then how can you live? Charles de Lint
ready san
We know he's up there smiling, ... But in the same sense, he's probably saying, 'Get ready for San Francisco.' Jeremy Shockey
ready trick
We'd get the shack arranged, get it ready to pull, and would find more damage, ... They used every trick in the book, but they got it moved. Lee Johnson
ready
I was embarrased, horrified and absolutely ready to jump him! Charlaine Harris
ready scout shares stand support
We stand ready to support any organization that shares Scout values. David Richardson
ready road run
I want to be an actor, and I am being an actor. I'm not ready to run off on a road trip. Yet. Liane Balaban
ready
Be ready to hit; get good pitches to hit. Brett Gardner
shooting way elements
The 3D, it changes the way you shoot in a way, especially when you're shooting live action 3D elements. Bryan Singer
shoot
We've always, always, always wanted to shoot in Pittsburgh. Michael London
shoot shot soon
We've already shot two episodes, and I'm going back soon to shoot a third, Steve Carell
shooting trying war zone
I think it is rather heroic to go into a war zone where everyone is trying to kill you, and you have no way of shooting back. Kerry Greenwood
shooting way hearing
I was in Deadwood at the time and on hearing of the killing made my way at once to the scene of the shooting and found that my friend had been killed by McCall. Calamity Jane
shooting
Wow. She kind of put on a shooting clinic. Al Aldridge
shoot
When we don't shoot well, and don't get back on defense, we have problems. We hurried some shots. Rich Lyons
shoot shot
Shoot or pass. It was in between. I should have shot it, but I made a pass. Daryll Hill
shooting wrong
Shooting threes is always what I do best. If it's not what I do best, something is wrong with my game. Kyle Korver
sure
I'm not sure if I'm going to get into coaching. I'm sure I'll stay in soccer somehow. Abby Wambach
sure trying
We're just trying to make sure somebody's on him all the time. Rick Adelman
sure
With this one I just want to make sure it was OK. Brooke Adams
sure time
When he has time off, he isn't really sure what to do with it. He's a little lost. Larry Bloom
sure work
We're going to try and work through this to make sure no more productions will be canceled or postponed. Veronica Corpuz
sure trying until
What we're really trying to do is to make sure when they get to kindergarten, they are better prepared, because for many of them, there is nothing until they get to kindergarten. I. Stone
sure
When we are sure what happened, we will tell you what happened. Jamie Shea
sure
She didn't do the crime, but she sure can do the thyme! John Small
sure wait written
Let's just wait on that and make sure what's written and what's said is correct. Mike Holmgren
work-out digging proof
Whatever it is your doing out there, don't lose hope, you just keep digging and things can work out. I'm proof. Carl Edwards
work littles mathematical
A reply to Olbers' attempt in 1816 to entice him to work on Fermat's Theorem. I confess that Fermat's Theorem as an isolated proposition has very little interest for me, because I could easily lay down a multitude of such propositions, which one could neither prove nor dispose of. [] Carl Friedrich Gauss
work
We have much work ahead, to stand still. Said Musa
work
When you're young, you don't know why you do what you do. But 14 to 18 are the most important years. That's when you have to work the hardest. Chris Garza
worked
We want her to go back to Mexico. That was all she worked for. Stephanie McGilvrey
work
We've still got some work to do. It's a work in progress. Trent Yawney
workout wall thinking
Especially like right now, I'm not shooting a show so you get to act. You get to do that stuff, kind of treat everyone as 'All right, throw the paint against the wall and see what I can do with this and what people say.' I think it's a great mental workout because you have to ready something, learn something fast. It's good to stay on your toes and keep sharp if you're auditioning. Aaron Tveit
work
I'm working myself to death. Alan Ladd
work
We've still got a lot of work to do. Kim Delaney