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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
mine playing russia trying wear
When I was 12, every little girl in Russia was trying to wear her hair like mine and playing tennis. Anna Kournikova
mine
Mine was unintentional and his was intentional, and that's all I'm saying. Ryan Newman
mine nascar
Mine was unintentional and his was intentional and that's all I am saying. NASCAR can do what they want. Ryan Newman
mine near nowhere production start
Mine production is nowhere near what we thought it would be at the start of the year. Angus MacMillan
mines
Mine is better than ours. Benjamin Franklin
mine overall percentage proud win
I was real proud of him. I told him his overall win percentage is better than mine now. Bill Dee
mines second son work youngest
My father-in-law used to work in the mines years ago and my youngest son is presently working out here on second shift. Jim Parks
mine nobody unless virtually works
Nobody works in the mine unless they have virtually no other option. Robin Munro
mine passion pop sitting spectator support watching
From now on I'll be a spectator sitting in the stands, having my pop and watching from there. It's been a passion of mine for a while, and I'll still be there to support (the club). Roger Hatch
stopped vehicles
Vehicles are being stopped and inspected as they should be. Kevin Nursick
stopped
You know what, I'm a big, big fan of 'Heroes,' but the day they told me that the end of the world was coming, and that day didn't come, I stopped watching. Enrico Colantoni
stopped wars
Basically, it's been wars that have stopped Mardi Gras. G. H. Hardy
stopped
I feel that I got stopped (because I'm black), Dave Wood
stopped writer
One of the big breakthroughs I had as a writer was when I stopped agonising over every word. Alastair Reynolds
stopped
I've stopped reading about my books on the Internet because it's too hurtful. Barbara Park
stopped
Actually when we stopped New Order I was busier than ever. The only gaps have been while we've been writing. Peter Hook
stopped yes
The reason I stopped doing the band is that I wanted to do something different... Yes had become like 'Groundhog Day' for me. I loved being in the band, but it was album-tour, album-tour, different album-different tour. Trevor Rabin
stopped
We would never want them to think we stopped caring, David Day
taking
The fact is that trauma and risk taking hadn't become scarier over the years; it had become more normal. Lynsey Addario
taking trend
We're still on a trend that is taking us downward. Steve Hall
taking
She's only going to get better. I don't like taking her off the court. Diane Tuller
taking waiting
We're just waiting to see what happens. He's taking his time. Ron Everhart
taking
years and years. He was not taking anything. Joseph Bruno
taking trip
Never thought I would be taking this trip again, Debra Shaw
taking
I am taking it more as it comes (because it was unexpected), Martin Kelly
taking time wasted
More time has been wasted by taking away my right to self-defense. Slobodan Milosevic
taking
I have a one-track mind. I was not taking the hitch. I wanted to go for the goal. Steve Smith
teeth lips sermons
The most effective sermons are those which make opposers of the Gospel bite their lips and gnash their teeth. Charles Spurgeon
teeth green hello
The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green. Dave Barry
teeth
I like to see life with its teeth out. Janet Frame
teeth sin holy
If the Holy Communion touched my teeth, I thought that was a mortal sin Edna O'Brien
teeth tomorrow
The woman named Tomorrow sits with a hairpin in her teeth and takes her time Carl Sandburg
teeth evolution produce
An old paleontological in joke proclaims that mammalian evolution is a tale told by teeth mating to produce slightly altered descendant teeth. Stephen Jay Gould
teeth want photograph
I want to make photographs of very elegant women taking the lipstick off their teeth. Cecil Beaton
teeth
Id love to get my teeth into Shakespeare. Antonia Thomas
teeth
Why try to untie a knot with your teeth if you can do it with your hands? Akbar Rafsanjani