Famous Quotes & Sayings

Harry Connick, Jr.

You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises - I don't see that happening to me.

Harry Connick, Jr.

I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny.

Harold Evans

Some blogs have become the best check on monopoly mainstream journalism, and they provide a surprisingly frequent source of initiative reporting.

Gwen Stefani

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female.

Gwen Stefani

Our memories, they can be inviting. But some are altogether, mighty frightening.

Gwen Stefani

Workin' so hard every night and day and now we get to lay back.

Gwen Stefani

Now I got my foot - through the door - and I ain't goin' no where.

Gwen Stefani

Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say.

Gwen Stefani

And all I know is, you've got to give me everything. Nothing less 'cause, you know I give you all of me.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like 'Walk the Line' and think, 'God, you're so great!' And then you think, 'Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?' But of course, it's for money and status.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me.

Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.

Gwyneth Paltrow

I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.

Gwyneth Paltrow

During the strict macrobiotic chapter of my life, I ate miso soup every day for breakfast and sometimes with dinner as well.

Gwyneth Paltrow

He [Chris Martin] can't have background music on. It has to be 100 percent of his attention. But if he isn't at home, I turn on the hip-hop. I'm like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook.

Gwyneth Paltrow

You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.

Gwyneth Paltrow

We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made.

John Abraham

He started talking about the incident, the DWI, like it was a joke. But it's not funny to me.

John Abraham

He started talking about the incident, the DWI, like it was a joke, ... But it's not funny to me.

Mekhi Phifer

I don't really like hospitals that much. People are sick; sometimes it can be depressing. There's people going through a lot of pain in there. It has that funny smell.

Dr. Seuss

I'm sorry to say so but, sadly it's true that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you.

Robinson Cano

I never realized how funny he was until I was on the team last year. Matsui is a good guy. He's one of the leaders on the team.

Jeff Garlin

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

Ron Gardenhire

I'm Tony Batista from the Dominican Republic. He's a pretty funny guy. We've had a lot of laughs already.

Diane Neal

I never get to be funny on T.V.

Sarah Silverman

I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.

Oscar Wilde

I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.

I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.

I know it's funny. The study of rocks.

Wayne Rogers

I played a nice funny guy in MASH.

Chris Squire

Being called a 'music legend' is a very funny thing. It's nice to know that my work has been appreciated and that people have given me that status. On a personal level, however, I can't think about it too much. It means a lot... but then it doesn't.

George Bernard Shaw

I am sick of reasonable people: they see all the reasons for being lazy and doing nothing.

Cassidy Freeman

I am such that person that, when I'm working, I'm like, 'Oh, what I wouldn't give for a weekend off!' And then, as soon as I have more that 18 hours without anything to do, I start shaking. It's really funny.