Famous Quotes & Sayings

Drake Bell

They're wholesome, and really actually funny. It's not like you turn it on and it's kids throwing pies in each other's faces. There's actually validity to the work.

Jim Calhoun

They've always been a team right on the edge. It's been a team that's given us very tight games at times. Other times, we've scored 123 points. It's been a funny series.

Neil Kinnock

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.

Neil Gaiman

Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.

John Wanamaker

People who cannot find time for recreation are obliged sooner or later to find time for illness.

John Wayne

All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.

John Wayne

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.

John Wayne

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

John Walters

Life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest.

John Simon

Diana Rigg is built like a brick mausoleum with insufficient flying buttresses.

John Singer Sargent

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.

Martin Luther

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

Nancy Astor

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

Nancy Astor

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.

Seth MacFarlane

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.

Seth Rogen

I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'

Seth Rogen

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.

Scott Steiner

Now I've wrestled alotta countries!

Scott Steiner

Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?

Scott Steiner

Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!

Scott Steiner

Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world!

Seth Godin

Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them.

Tom Hiddleston

If you play it straight it's funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious.

Tom Hiddleston

Haters never win. I just think that's true about life, because negative energy always costs in the end.

Tom Cruise

Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help.

Sloan Wilson

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.

Sinclair Lewis

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.

Sinclair Lewis

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.

Socrates

The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live.

Socrates

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

Mercedes McCambridge

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room

Michelle Pfeiffer

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kid's therapy.

Terry Pratchett

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.