Famous Quotes & Sayings

Terry Pratchett

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Terry Pratchett

Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.

Terry Pratchett

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

Margaret Mead

I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce.

Margaret Mead

The young, free to act on their initiative, can lead their elders in the direction of the unknown... The children, the young, must ask the questions that we would never think to ask, but enough trust must be re-established so that the elders will be permitted to work with them on the answers.

Margaret Halsey

Bulldogs have been known to fall on their swords when confronted by my superior tenacity.

Margaret Fuller

Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.

Kimora Lee Simmons

Live honestly to a higher note. Life is too short. So, do the best you can and live your life to a higher note.

Kin Hubbard

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.

Kin Hubbard

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

Kin Hubbard

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

Kin Hubbard

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Kin Hubbard

Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

Kin Hubbard

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

Kin Hubbard

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

Kin Hubbard

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Kin Hubbard

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Kevin Sorbo

The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.

Michael Arrington

I believe the term "blog" means more than an online journal. I believe a blog is a conversation. People go to blogs to read AND write, not just consume.

Ray Bradbury

Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid.

Randy Pausch

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

Enid Blyton

Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something.

Emo Philips

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

Emo Philips

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

Emo Philips

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

Emo Philips

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Emo Philips

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

Emo Philips

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

Emo Philips

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.

Emo Philips

People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.

Emo Philips

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

Emo Philips

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

Emo Philips

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.