Quotes about funny
funny art expression
Drawing is like making an expressive gesture with the advantage of permanence. Henri Matisse
funny-inspirational willpower stubbornness
When you're out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that's the trick. Henri Matisse
funny spotlight actors
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. Heath Ledger
funny leadership men
The question who ought to be boss is like who ought to be the tenor in the quartet? Obviously, the man who can sing tunor. Henry Ford
funny marriage girl
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. Helen Rowland
funny marriage men
One man's folly is another man's wife. Helen Rowland
funny-love heart men
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. Helen Rowland
funny marriage sacrifice
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. Helen Rowland
funny fathers-day dad
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. Helen Rowland
funny trust husband
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. Helen Rowland
funny birthday marriage
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Helen Rowland
funny humorous men
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. Helen Rowland
funny birthday motivation
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. Helen Rowland
funny life education
If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world. Heinrich Heine
funny-marriage lust jewelry
Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it. Heather Locklear
funny death book
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: His sins were scarlet, but his books were read. Hilaire Belloc
funny christian education
The Church is not a gallery for the exhibition of eminent Christians, but a school for the education of imperfect ones. Henry Ward Beecher
funny humor law
Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obey them. Henry Ward Beecher
funny oil anxiety
Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil. Henry Ward Beecher
funny sarcastic men
To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
funny sarcastic book
If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows. I have guesses enough of my own. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
funny sarcastic teaching
We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
funny humorous math
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
funny-inspirational inspirational-life integrity
To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
funny inspiring song
The song tells me what to play. Joe Walsh
funny boxing might
Yeah, I'm scared. I'm scared I might kill Schmeling. Joe Louis
funny thinking laughing
I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a way of laughing at it and getting a release. Joaquin Phoenix
funny hater boards
Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater. Joe Rogan
funny drinking beer
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. Joe E. Lewis
funny sports money
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book. Joe Frazier
funny marriage witty
In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do. Joan Didion
funny dream talking
The follow your dreams thing is really important because so many people are railroaded into taking other paths by their family, their friends, people who should be supportive going, 'What are you talking about?' Even just seemingly regular career paths, but if it's not what people expect for you they kind of react funny. Joan Jett
funny-love men space
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella. Jimmy Cannon