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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
life-is-too-short bored dull
Life is too short to spend it being angry, bored, or dull. Barbara Johnson
life-is-too-short littles live-it-up
Life is too short not to live it up a little! Charles M. Schulz
life-is-too-short drinking night
Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!
life-is-too-short life-is too-short
Life is too short not to enjoy as much of it as you can Dennis Prager
life-is-too-short what-if wonder
Life is too short to be wondering, 'What if?' Charlyne Yi
life-is-too-short half steps
I don’t do coupons or Reeboks. Life is too short to half-step. Eddie Huang
life-is-too-short accomplishment energy
Remember my friend to enjoy your planning as well as your accomplishment, for life is too short for negative energy. Bruce Lee
life-is-too-short long ive-learned
What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. Denis Leary
life-is-too-short imagination littles
Life is too short to be little. You must enlarge your imagination and then act on it. Benjamin Disraeli
live-your-life parameters strict
It's unrealistic to live your life within such strict parameters. David Sedaris
live-your-life promise said
I can't promise I'll never kill anyone again," he once said, strapping a refrigerator to his back. "It's unrealistic to live your life within such strict parameters
live-your-life world purpose
Live your life with a purpose beyond yourself, and you'll find that the world is as bold and broad as the interests that brought you here... Bryant Gumbel
live-your-life important want
Living your life the way you want to live it is the most important thing so if you have to pay small prices along the way, it's not important. Cher
live-your-life leaving immortality
Immortality is to live your life doing good things, and leaving your mark behind. Brandon Lee
live-your-life ifs
If you're living your life in fear, then you're just not living. Demi Lovato
live-your-life way way-to-live
You can't let yourself be pushed around. You can't live in fear. That's no way to live your life. Bernhard Goetz
live-your-life
You are the only one who has to live your life. David Viscott
live-your-life ears
You live your life between your ears. Bebe Moore Campbell