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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
life-is-too-short half steps
I don’t do coupons or Reeboks. Life is too short to half-step. Eddie Huang
life-is-too-short long ive-learned
What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. Denis Leary
life-is-too-short littles live-it-up
Life is too short not to live it up a little! Charles M. Schulz
life-is-too-short drinking night
Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!
life-is-too-short life-is too-short
Life is too short not to enjoy as much of it as you can Dennis Prager
life-is-too-short bored dull
Life is too short to spend it being angry, bored, or dull. Barbara Johnson
life-is-too-short life-is-short life-being-short
Life is too short to be a boring company. Andrew Mason
life-is-too-short long would-be
Carmen hated the 'life is too short" rationalization. She thought it was one of the lamer excuses in the history of excuse-making. Whenever you did something because "life is too short not to," you could be sure life would be just long enough to punish you for it. Ann Brashares
life-is-too-short mean worry
Life is too short for mean anxieties. Charles Kingsley
live-your-life parameters strict
It's unrealistic to live your life within such strict parameters. David Sedaris
live-your-life promise said
I can't promise I'll never kill anyone again," he once said, strapping a refrigerator to his back. "It's unrealistic to live your life within such strict parameters
live-your-life world purpose
Live your life with a purpose beyond yourself, and you'll find that the world is as bold and broad as the interests that brought you here... Bryant Gumbel
live-your-life way way-to-live
You can't let yourself be pushed around. You can't live in fear. That's no way to live your life. Bernhard Goetz
live-your-life
You are the only one who has to live your life. David Viscott
live-your-life ears
You live your life between your ears. Bebe Moore Campbell
live-your-life important want
Living your life the way you want to live it is the most important thing so if you have to pay small prices along the way, it's not important. Cher
live-your-life ifs
If you're living your life in fear, then you're just not living. Demi Lovato
live-your-life leaving immortality
Immortality is to live your life doing good things, and leaving your mark behind. Brandon Lee