Quotes about funny
funny music nightlife
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs. Jim Morrison
funny inspiring musician
When I hear a great musician, I can feel his life inside the music. John McLaughlin
funny age old-age
You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
funny dyslexia okay
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?
funny gun men
I think it's funny. There was a time when men were afraid that somebody would reveal some secret of theirs that was unknown to their fellows. Nowadays, they're afraid that somebody will name what everybody knows. Have you practical people ever thought that that's all it would take to blast your whole, big, complex structure, with all your laws and guns - just somebody naming the exact nature of what you're doing? Ayn Rand
funny inspiring money
Money is the barometer of a society's virtue. Ayn Rand
funny inspiring money
So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money? Ayn Rand
funny men weight-loss
There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less. Bertrand Russell
funny life competition
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. Bertrand Russell
funny fear philosophy
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. Bertrand Russell
funny marriage witty
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. Benjamin Disraeli
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny education inspiration
Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours. Benjamin Disraeli
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
funny humor majesty
Her Majesty is not a subject. Benjamin Disraeli
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. Benjamin Disraeli
funny wisdom sarcasm
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. Benjamin Disraeli
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty truth
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. Benjamin Disraeli
funny mike running
He was running funny, but Mike has kind of a funny gait anyway. We don't think it's serious. Buddy Bell
funny money humorous
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
funny god marry people
There's people out there that are like, 'Oh my God, I want to have your kid. I want to marry you.' People that I've never even met. That's sweet. It's funny. Ryan Lochte
funny-life wish forget
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. Edgar Allan Poe
funny pain memories
I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom. Edgar Allan Poe
funny communication agreement
Too much agreement kills a chat. Eldridge Cleaver
funny wall flower
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. Eleanor Roosevelt
funny literature pessimist
A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist. Elbert Hubbard
funny men names
If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names. Elbert Hubbard
funny blessed men
Blessed is the man who has found someone to do his work. Elbert Hubbard
funny humor stupidity
The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve. Elbert Hubbard
funny business stupid
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. Elbert Hubbard
funny smile men
A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them. Elbert Hubbard
funny inspiring graduation
You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think. Elbert Hubbard