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Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny. Good Vietnam
funny hope humor people picture somber
Magnum photographers can take a very somber picture but they can also take a very funny picture. I do hope people come away with a sense of humor about this. Susan Danly
funny good leadership shows
Liam is real cool. He's a funny guy. He's real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off the court. Aaron Williams
funny glad highlight playing tv
Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that. Ed Reed
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Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing Yoda
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My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.' Michael Keaton
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One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. Gerard Way
funny good serious
A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role. John Krasinski
funny love playing tough
I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. Jane Elliot
humor life
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
humor
The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A. Robert Mankoff
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Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
humorists james mike molly robert william writers
Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
humor grace way
Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humor
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
humor alcohol drug
Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
today alcoholics ifs
Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody. Dick Van Dyke
today niche scene
It's true that compared with the scene when Unix started, today the ecological niches are fairly full, and fresh new OS ideas are harder to come by, or at least to propagate. Dennis Ritchie
today brazil investment
I can tell you that today 99% of my investments are in Brazil and will remain here. Eike Batista
today bugs sticks
In the good old days physicists repeated each other's experiments, just to be sure. Today they stick to FORTRAN, so that they can share each other's programs, bugs included. Edsger Dijkstra
today abundance surround
Today, I behold all the abundance that surrounds me. Deepak Chopra
today energy india
Today, India consumes about 682 watts per capita, far lesser than developed nations. As India develops, it will definitely require a lot more energy. Abdul Kalam
today plot actors
Some movies I see today have the most dramatic plot points but the actors are not playing them dramatically. Aaron Eckhart
today
If we play like we did today we'll do good. Maxim Afinogenov
today
I don't get up and think today is going to be 'the' day they find something. I get up every day and think that 'someday' they will find something. Greg Taylor