Famous Quotes & Sayings

Eleanor Roosevelt

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

Edsger Dijkstra

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else

There was a lot going on. I kept looking back and forth. We thought it was kind of funny when the music was playing during the wrestling matches. But it was fun.

Maisie Williams

Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes.

Jenny Lewis

Sometimes people come to my shows and think I'm a Christian artist, and they put their hands up in the air, like they do. But first of all, I'm a Jewish girl from the Valley, and I'm from Los Angeles. It's funny to be misinterpreted.

Allison Jones

Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air.

Chris Parnell

'Saturday Night Live' is a very particular beast. What it celebrates are individuals who can stand out. I did good work there, but going onstage and saying, 'Hey! Hey! Look at me! Aren't I funny?' - that just wasn't my instinct.

Howard Stern

Saturday Night Live' has ceased to be funny. And for a long time... I've heard a lot of people say this... it's not just me...but that 'Saturday Night Live' is not sort of happening and maybe it's time for an alternative.

Sean Hayes

At the beginning of 'Will and Grace', I played Jack as the funny next-door-neighbor type, as we've seen in the past. And I thought that was my role.

Simon Rich

At the end of the day I'm writing comedy. If you get too realistic as a comedy writer with your disasters, it stops being funny.

Jennifer Saunders

Commissioners are obsessed with young people, which is funny because they don't watch telly - only old people do.

Dick had a knack for saying funny things and they were off the cuff. You never knew what would come out of his mouth sometimes.

Bobby Jones

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.

Drake Bell

They're wholesome, and really actually funny. It's not like you turn it on and it's kids throwing pies in each other's faces. There's actually validity to the work.

Jim Calhoun

They've always been a team right on the edge. It's been a team that's given us very tight games at times. Other times, we've scored 123 points. It's been a funny series.

Michael Showalter

You really have no idea whether or not what you're writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch comedy, you know right away and you can make your changes accordingly.

Christopher Walken

They are funny and also they're funny together. They're a very good team. I wouldn't be surprised if they made more movies together.

Laura Harper

It's just funny to me how no one respects us. We were just thinking, 'When are we going to get respect? Just when?' I guess we just have to win the national championship.

It's entertaining and funny and it helps make people -- adults and teen-agers -- more aware.

Willie Anderson

It was funny. I knelt down next to all three guys and said a prayer and they all jumped up.

It was funny. I gave her the sheet and she said, 'Mrs. Solar, I'm sweating.' She was stunned.

It was funny but usually the holodeck sets were elaborate.

It was funny because the girls were low key. But the longer the game went, you could see their competitive juices get flowing.

It was funny because he was probably right,

Gertrude Stein

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

Gertrude Stein

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.

Gertrude Stein

Don't write about what you don't know even if you don't know it.

Hal Roach

The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'.

Hal Roach

Dolphins : Animals that are so intelligent that, within a few weeks of captivity, they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them food three times a day.

Greta Garbo

I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be let alone!' There is all the difference.

Gordon B. Hinckley

All writers should be put in a box and thrown in the sea.

Geri Halliwell

Yes, Sept 11th was unfortunate