Famous Quotes & Sayings

Helen Gurley Brown

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

Helen Gurley Brown

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere

Nature, time and patience are three great physicians.

Hedy Lamarr

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Hedy Lamarr

It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.

Heather Mills

There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?

Hector Hugh Munro

Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.

Hector Hugh Munro

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

Hector Hugh Munro

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Henry David Thoreau

The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when one asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer.

Henry David Thoreau

It takes two to speak the truth: one to speak, and another to hear.

Henry David Thoreau

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.

Henry David Thoreau

Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself.

P. J. O'Rourke

One of these suburbs is actually named Stalingrad, which goes to show that the French have learned nothing about politics since they guillotined all the smart people in 1793.

P. J. O'Rourke

Summing it Up..."Where's a good place for dinner?" I asked. "There's the Brasserie Lipp on the Avenue St. Germaine," she said, "or La Coupole in Montmartre." "Not La Coupole," I said. "I've been there before. That's the place that's crowded and noisy and smells bad and everybody's rude as hell, isn't it?" "I think you just described France," she said.

P. J. O'Rourke

France in August when you can travel through the entire country without encountering a single pesky Frenchman or being bothered with anything that's open for business.

P. J. O'Rourke

El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.

Plautus

This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.

Plato

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

Paula Deen

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.

Paula Deen

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Lech Walesa

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

LeBron James

I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.

LeBron James

We played well all the way until, like, the second quarter.

LeBron James

I'm going to be one of the top four that's ever played this game, for sure. And if they don't want me to have one of those top four spots, they'd better find another spot on that mountain. Somebody's gotta get bumped, but that's not for me to decide. That's for the architects.

Lauryn Hill

I consider myself a crayon... I may not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

Laura Kightlinger

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

Lana Turner

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lance Berkman

It is, ... kind of a softball atmosphere out there.

Lance Armstrong

It can't be any simpler: the farewell is going to be on the Champs-Elysees.

Lisa Kudrow

Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?

Johnny Depp

When I'm at our house in France I totally cut myself off from the rest of the world. I never have to listen to phones ringing and that's because - and Vanessa would confirm this - phones are banned from the house. We have a beautiful life and I feel that spending time in France has just calmed me down and made me stop worrying about things which aren't really important.

Johnny Depp

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal.