Quotes about funny
funny grandchildren fabulous
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny. Erica Jong
funny god california
Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. Erica Jong
funny love-you sarcasm
The truth is simple, you do not die from love. You only wish you did. Erica Jong
funny witty past
Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past. Erica Jong
funny play guitar
Give me a guitar and I'll play; give me a stage and I'll perform; give me an auditorium and I'll fill it. Eric Clapton
funny inspiring play
It's been very important throughout my career that I've met all the guys I've copied, because at each stage they've said, 'Don't play like me, play like you.' Eric Clapton
funny dream dreamer
Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers Eoin Colfer
funny men hands
I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing. Emma Bunton
funny hip-hop doe
When I die, so does hip hop. Eminem
funny long flight
As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight. Eminem
funny beauty sarcastic
I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? Eminem
funny moving sometimes
Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on. Eminem
funny men rapper
You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough. Eminem
funny thinking doors
I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit. Eminem
funny shoes causes
Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it. Eminem
funny motivational thinking
I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record. Eminem
funny laughter humor
Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end. Eminem
funny women hate
I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad. Eminem
funny real thinking
Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that. Eminem
funny sarcastic people
To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway. Eminem
funny husband men
Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found. Eminem
funny friends circles
Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. Eminem
funny gains nothing-to-lose
I have nothing to lose, but something to gain. Eminem
funny dog thinking
I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I've discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb. Jasper Carrott
funny-inspirational medicine chiropractic
Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational sometimes remedy
To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational physicians
Nature itself is the best physician. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational health disease
Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational doctors fool
If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational get-well healing
Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness. Hippocrates
funny-inspirational heart long
Among the most striking things that I have learned is how much we have in common. I've sat down with people everywhere, discussing what was in their hearts and on their minds. And it doesn't take long to find commonality, which is often overlooked, ignored, dismissed, and rejected otherwise. Hillary Clinton
funny sarcastic ass
If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything. Hillary Clinton
funny laughter hair
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. Hillary Clinton