Famous Quotes & Sayings

Hillary Clinton

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.

Herbert Hoover

All men are equal before fish.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.

Everett Dirksen

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.

Evelyn Waugh

'I will not stand for being called a woman in my own house' she said.

Evelyn Waugh

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

Evelyn Waugh

A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.

Evelyn Waugh

If a thing's worth doing at all, it's worth doing well.

Evan Davis

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

If you really look at humor, that's what most of it is anyway. Somebody wisecracking at somebody else. Putting them down. If you look at all the sitcoms, that's all sitcoms are today. Things never change. Sardonic, sarcastic humor is always prevalent. It's hard to do something funny without being that way. It's classier if you didn't have to resort to it, I think.

Michael Stipe

In my spare time I like to faint. I do it a real lot and I just think it's very funny when it happens.

Simon Doonan

In a funny kind of way, they were very feminist.

Cuttino Mobley

I guess I won't be doing any photo shoots for a while. There's a lot of love between us, but sometimes funny things happen in a battle.

If the kids find them funny, they seem to remember them better. That goes a long ways in teaching people what you want them to do.

Tate Donovan

is unbelievably sensitive and funny and warm. He's like a spirit. I don't think I've met one person that doesn't like him.

I just know that there is some funny stuff. When I'm old and wrinkled, I can tell my kids that I played football.

Hopefully our kids will respond. Maybe, this will pull everyone together. Funny things can happen when kids go down.

He's very funny and a great magician. Hopefully that will be a nice new attraction.

Andrea Mitchell

He thought the whole thing was so funny.

Jermaine Dye

He thought it was kind of funny. He said he's known now. I told him he could probably go to Hollywood now and become a movie star.

Lou Duva

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

Friedrich Nietzsche

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

George Best

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted

George Burns

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

George Burns

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

George Burns

I thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them. You make more money and it doesn’t take any more time to write a bestseller than it does to write a book nobody buys.

George Burns

How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.

George Burns

She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.

George Burns

I worried about playing God (in the movie Oh God). We're about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.

George Burns

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

George Burns

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.