Famous Quotes & Sayings

Gary Mills

All year, we've been a perimeter-oriented team. Perimeter-oriented doesn't work up here. We got some good looks. It's funny how they don't drop. I think we're better shooters than that, but we didn't show it.

Billy Gillispie

All of a sudden, it wasn't so funny.

Dean Young

All of a sudden, big wealthy playboys weren't funny anymore.

George Segal

The lyrics are quite solid and informative, as well as witty, sharp and funny. That's what makes it work.

Bill Cosby

I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there.

This is a good two-minute piece of why this guy got into the running in a funny way.

Missy Elliot

If I didn't have some kind of education, then I wouldn't be able to count my money.

Philip Seymour Hoffman

People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be.

Philip Johnson

I hate vacations. If you can build buildings, why sit on the beach?

Peter De Vries

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.

Peter De Vries

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

Peter De Vries

Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came.

Peter Drucker

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.

Peg Bracken

When people say it's a funny thing about them, you will probably be able to control your hysterics. They are only getting ready to announce the shattering fact that they don't like something. And it's not going to be something that's really quite awful, like suttee or apartheid; it's going to be something small.

Paulo Coelho

The gods throw the dice and they don't ask whether we want to be in the game or not.

Marlene Dietrich

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.

Marlon Brando

Acting is an empty and usless profession.

Marissa Mayer

Vince Lombardi says, you know, in my life there are three things: God, family, and the Green Bay Packers, in that order. For me, it's God, family, and Yahoo, in that order.

Mariah Carey

I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.

Mariah Carey

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

Megan Fox

I do have a 22-inch waist, I will say that.

Megan Fox

Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time.

Megan Fox

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

Megan Fox

I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.

Megan Fox

I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.

Megan Fox

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

Megan Fox

I've never been a big believer in formal education.

Megan Fox

If your idea of a role model is somebody who's gonna preach to your kids that sex before marriage is wrong and cursing is wrong and women should be this and be that, then I'm not a role model. But if you want your girls to feel strong and intelligent and be outspoken and fight for what they think is right, then I want to be that type of role model, yeah.

Maureen Dowd

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

Maureen Johnson

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.

Maureen Johnson

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.

Matthew Lillard

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

Maya Rudolph

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.