Peter De Vries

Peter De Vries
Peter De Vrieswas an American editor and novelist known for his satiric wit. He has been described by the philosopher Daniel Dennett as "probably the funniest writer on religion ever"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth27 February 1910
CountryUnited States of America
death good
I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.
children marriage produce value
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults.
children marriage offspring produce themselves
Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
food par
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
bit locked safe universe
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. Bit the combination is locked up in the safe.
laughter humor another-chance
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
kissing brain rubber
We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.
self abuse celibacy
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.
pay rich taxes
The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.
love what-is-love blindness
Love's blindness consists oftener in seeing what is not there than in seeing what is.
country college ivy
I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best -- it's all they'll take, leaving to others the problem of educating the country. They will give you an education the way the banks will give you money -- provided you can prove to their satisfaction that you don't need it.
reason starting awfulness
Why is the awfulness of families such a popular reason for starting another?
pairs miserable mankind
How do you expect mankind to be happy in pairs when it is miserable separately?
entrepreneur solutions
Mrs Thicknesse and I agreed that a business of his own was probably the only solution for him because he was obviously unemployable.