Peter De Vries
Peter De Vries
Peter De Vrieswas an American editor and novelist known for his satiric wit. He has been described by the philosopher Daniel Dennett as "probably the funniest writer on religion ever"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth27 February 1910
CountryUnited States of America
children marriage produce value
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults.
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Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
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Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days till the condition clears up.
marriage husband earth
... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor.
marriage doe stability
I suppose I shall marry eventually One does that, one drifts into stability
relationship anniversary marriage
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
inspirational marriage children
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
love marriage wedding
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
death good
I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.
food par
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
bit locked safe universe
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. Bit the combination is locked up in the safe.
laughter humor another-chance
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
kissing brain rubber
We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.
self abuse celibacy
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.