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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
inches esteem
Whenever you get one inch above the ground in your own esteem, you are that inch too high! Charles Spurgeon
inches
We're inches away from getting (the leases) completed. Bill Ryan
inches lower maybe six three
We're going with about three to six inches for the area, maybe more on the lower end of that range.
inches
She's only about 41/2 inches from the automatic.
inches
I had four compression fractures in my spine. They were repaired, but it cost me two inches of height. Tom Brokaw
inches midnight rain recorded until
From midnight to 4 a.m., we recorded about 2 inches of rain and over a half-inch more from then until 8 a.m..
inches rain several side
We're probably going to get several more inches of rain on this side of the mountain.
inches peter receiver six throw wide
We thought we had a mismatch at wide receiver and their cornerbacks because we're six inches taller, ... Peter can throw it deep.
inches snow
We had 5.1 inches of snow here, with 0.53 inch of precipitation.