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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. ![]()
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!" Bill Engvall
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum. Bill Engvall
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations." Bill Engvall
good guys luck win
Reggie? Good luck. Congratulations. ... You guys win the championship down there? Larry Walker
good lead
Re-election doesn't lead us. These are good issues. Lydia Lenker
good prove
Recognition is always good for the program. I think they have to prove it to me. Gregg Hostetler
good
Realtors should be all over this. It's a good product. Jane King
good guys knew people players
Reggie was one of those guys who knew how good he was and let people know how good he was. Some players resented that during those times. Joe Torre
good president relationships trip
Our relationships are in good shape. This is not a trip where the president has to come with a deliverable or an initiative. Stephen Hadley
good round
Pars are good. I had a good round going, Carl Pettersson
good great guy
Patrick is a great guy and a very good player, Mark Brunell
good guys job moved
Patrick did a good job and we moved some guys around on defense. We started to play a little more solid. Doug Higgins
work works
Rebalancing doesn't work every time. It works over time. John Nersesian
work
Our participants can work just as well as you or I. Mac McCabe
works
Sri Lanka is a part of my background: it's not where I live, but it's what I want to explore. And I find it works very well to explore through fiction. Romesh Gunesekera
work
Some of the work is in dispute. Hopefully, it will be settled. Jim Coyne
work worked
Republicans originally thought that Fox worked for us and now we're discovering we work for Fox. David Frum
work-out mergers majority
The market is going to love it. The market always seems to applaud major mergers, even though the vast majority of them don't work out and don't increase shareholder value. Barry Ritholtz
work
Well a little disappointed but we'll work with what we have to work with. David Burnett
work labor-day quality
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right. Bill Cosby
work delivery pizza
I'd rather sell reefer than do pizza delivery. Big Pun