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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
hardest reason
We have no idea what could have happened. The hardest part of all of this is that there is no reason for it. Roger Williams
hardest stills routes
I took the hardest possible route that you could take, and I still overcame and succeeded. David Allan Coe
hardest paying plane tickets
The plane tickets were $1,100 (each). Right now the hardest part is paying all of that off. Audrie Pattenn
hardest movies staying weight
The hardest part about making movies is staying the exact same weight every day and looking the same. Justin Timberlake
hardest stand
To stand there and do nothing on film is probably the hardest thing to do. Thomas Jane
hardest meet tried
We tried our hardest out here. We know what's on the line, and we want to be able to meet St. Thomas. Michelle Perry
hardest mostly open outfield spots three wants whoever works
We have probably two or three spots open right now. That is mostly with the outfield because the infield is pretty well set. The outfield is pretty much up for grabs so it'll be whoever works the hardest and we feel wants it the most. Rhonda Smith
hardest leaving
Leaving homosexuality was the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Anne Paulk
hardest shame sharon wilson workers
Sharon Wilson is one of the hardest workers in Ector County. It's a shame what has happened. Gene Collins
income handsome frugality
Frugality is a handsome income. Desiderius Erasmus
income
Friendship lives on its income, love devours its capital. Houssaye Houssaye
income lows backgrounds
And to improve access to the UK publishing industry - I'm hoping to set up an internship or work experience for someone from a low-income background, as soon as we have the funds. While we don't have the funds, we won't have an intern. Deborah Smith
income saving realizing
It was shocking to realize how many low-income Americans don't have savings accounts. Dan Ariely
income motivated older workers
Older workers are not as motivated by income but by meaning. David DeLong
income lifestyle these-days
To say that I'm enjoying a millionaire's lifestyle-well, I can tell you, I guess a millionaire's income doesn't go very far these days. Ed Pastor
income less pay unjust
When there is an income tax, the just will pay more and the unjust less Plato
income philosopher form
This is a question too difficult for a mathematician. It should be asked of a philosopher"(when asked about completing his income tax form) Albert Einstein
income world philosopher
This is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. Albert Einstein
taxi-cabs car weapons
No, in Lethal Weapon I was a taxi cab driver that Mel jumps in front of the taxi and pulls me out of the car and steals the taxi. Then I did some other indie driving for some of the car sequences. David R. Ellis
taxes cents
I don't like paying 50 per cent of tax. Alan Sugar
taxed
Who are ever taxed? Individuals only. Who have property that can be taxed? Individuals only. Who can give their consent to be taxed? Individuals only. Who are ever taxed without their consent? Individuals only. Who, then, are robbed, if taxed without their consent? Individuals only. Lysander Spooner
taxes
In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin. Austin O'Malley
tax
You do not need to be a tax expert. In fact, you can be a tax idiot. Deb Kottel
taxation sugar commodity
Sugar, rum and tobacco are commodities which are nowhere necessaries of life, which are become objects of almost universal consumption, and which are therefore extremely proper subjects of taxation. Adam Smith
taxes raises uncertainty
You dont raise taxes in times of such uncertainty. Jason Chaffetz
taxes
We can't live without taxes, but we sure would like to have good ones. Charles Adams
taxation citizens indirect
Note, besides, that it is no more immoral to directly rob citizens than to slip indirect taxes into the price of goods that they cannot do without. Albert Camus
understanding mind half
It is with disease of the mind, as with those of the body; we are half dead before we understand our disorder, and half cured when we do. Charles Caleb Colton
understanding vietnam realizing
As I come to understand Vietnam and what it implies about the human condition, I also realize that few humans will permit themselves such an understanding. Alan Moore
understanding sides stories
If you only hear one side of the story, you have no understanding at all. Chinua Achebe
understanding levels fox-news
There are a lot of folks at Fox News who bring a certain level of sophistication to their understanding of politics. David Shuster
understanding safe too-much
This was the consequence of seeing too much and understanding the horrible truth: No one is safe. The world is not manageable. David Sedaris
understanding realizing understood
I'd always thought that I understood this, but lately I realize that what I call "understanding" is basically just fantasizing. David Sedaris
understanding humanity different
What helps you as an actor when it comes to roles is that deeper understanding of so many different fractions of humanity. Because oftentimes, even in comedy, there is conflict. David Koechner
understanding curiosity kind
Understanding is a kind of ecstasy Carl Sagan
understanding joining magnificence
The very act of understanding is a celebration of joining, merging, even if on a very modest scale, with the magnificence of the Cosmos. Carl Sagan