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Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny. Good Vietnam
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Magnum photographers can take a very somber picture but they can also take a very funny picture. I do hope people come away with a sense of humor about this.
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Liam is real cool. He's a funny guy. He's real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off the court. Aaron Williams
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Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that. Ed Reed
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Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing
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My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.' Michael Keaton
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One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. Gerard Way
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A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role. John Krasinski
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I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. Jane Elliot
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Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
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The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A.
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Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
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Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
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Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
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The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
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PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
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I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
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Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
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Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission.
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Let me be very, very clear, ... I have done nothing wrong. I have violated no law, no regulation, no rule of the House. I have done nothing unlawful, unethical or, I might add, unprecedented. Tom DeLay
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Serbia has no right, under national or international law, to Kosovo. Vanessa Redgrave
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So far, the law is working as intended.
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Mr. Mantle, do you have any observations with reference to the application of antitrust laws to baseball? Mickey Mantle
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Mr. Pitt got in trouble. If he is not doing the job, sees to it that security laws are properly enforced, it's time for him to depart. John Dingell
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One reason the waiver was refused was because it's state law. And because they didn't want to set a precedent.
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One Law for the Lion and Ox is Oppression William Blake
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No one owns a parking spot; it's the public's right to use them, ... This law will lead to more regular enforcement of the problem. Now, using the littering law is a stretch.