Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger is an American actress, comedian and writer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionScreenwriter
Date of Birth13 June 1969
CountryUnited States of America
ceiling fists love parking punching
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
bad marriage
I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.
drinking beer thinking
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
mean sleep night
I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!
rejection feels petrol
I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.
next broke bits
I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?
feminist negative connotation
Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.
mistake feel-good trying
We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.
might hiding
I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.
sleep men goal
I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.
razors anything-can-happen happens
Anything can happen with a razor.
funny-relationship bad-marriage should
I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.
lost-love space ceilings
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
real gay thinking
It's a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade and I have to say that on some level I kind of see their point. Because when you think about it, it is a real macho heterosexual event. Bunch of guys in short skirts on a cart made of rose pedals sharing a bag pipe. That's not for sissies.