Famous Quotes & Sayings

Edward Teller

When you're certain you cannot be fooled, you become easy to fool.

Edward de Bono

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Holly Black

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

Jorge Valdano

Playing against a defensive opponent is just as bad as making love to a tree.

Jonathan Swift

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Jonathan Swift

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.

Jonathan Swift

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

Jonathan Swift

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

Kenneth Grahame

The clever men of Oxford, know all that there is to be knowed but they none of them know one half as much as intelligent Mr. Toad.

Kurt Cobain

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

Kurt Cobain

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

Kevyn Aucoin

Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart.

Kesha

Of course there are certain things that get to me, but I try and lead by example and show people that, especially with haters, that you should just ignore them.

Kesha

I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people.

Jonathan Swift

Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies.

Jonathan Raban

I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.

Naomi Wolf

Become goddesses of disobedience.

Napoleon Bonaparte

The French complain of everything, and always.

Lynda Barry

You'll never call him Fifi again.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Did you ever think that making a speech on economy is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.

Ludwig Borne

History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice.

Louis C. K.

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Louis C. K.

I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.

Louis Armstrong

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song.

Louis D. Brandeis

I abhor averages. I like the individual case. A man may have six meals one day and none the next, making an average of three meals per day, but that is not a good way to live.

Loretta Lynn

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.

Lord Byron

The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go.

Lord Byron

All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.

Lord Byron

For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.