Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bette Midler

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Jim Gaffigan

Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.

Eva Gabor

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

Gracie Allen

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Muhammad Ali

A man who views the world the same...

Robert Southey

Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Tom Petty

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

Alan Perlis

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

Carolina Herrera

I can get ready in 10 minutes.

Betty White

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

Dennis Miller

Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance.

Elizabeth Meriwether

Funny women are honest women.

Elizabeth Olsen

Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!'

Alan Kay

Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.

Charles Lamb

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

Diane von Furstenberg

Generosity is the best investment.

Prince

Act your age, not your shoe size.

Will Rogers

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.