Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Gerrold

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

David Gemmell

It's a funny thing about weaknesses....Most people will tell you they know their weaknesses. When asked, they'll tell you, 'Well for one thing, I'm overgenerous.' ... that's what innkeepers are for.

David Beckham

We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion.

David Beckham

That was in the past - we're in the future now.

David Beckham

I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side.

David Beckham

I always wanted to be a hairdresser.

Dave Willis

The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.

David Ogden Stiers

Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises.

Gigi Hadid

Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull some jokes on there, but I think people have a better sense of humor on Twitter.

Chris Givens

We've had people look at us funny when they see us together somewhere. They think that's odd for some reason.

We all thought it was funny when Caitlin said her off-season training for softball (at Marist) involves a lot of swimming workouts.

We all struggle. Life is not fun. A lot of times, it's really painful and hard. Sometimes it's really funny. 'Foxcatcher' is kind of like a metaphor for that.

Dionne Bromfield

Twitter's a funny one. I mean, it's good in some respects, but I can't stand it in other respects. You know there are too many opinions, people get opinions mixed up, and people get being rude mixed up with 'that's my opinion.'

Jill Soloway

It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny.

It sounds like he's being gracious. I mean, how could he get that wrong? It sounds funny to me,

Gilbert Arenas

You think you're funny until you meet somebody like Tom Tolbert.

James Bailey

A blunderer is a man who starts a meat market during Lent

Laura Harper

It's just funny to me how no one respects us. We were just thinking, 'When are we going to get respect? Just when?' I guess we just have to win the national championship.

Larry Fitzgerald

It's kind of a big flashback. It's funny being on the other side.

It's entertaining and funny and it helps make people -- adults and teen-agers -- more aware.

It's mental when things are going well. It's funny how things happen. When things aren't going well, you can't kick one in.

It's usually very funny or sometimes really sweet.

Mata Hari

It's not just a matter of going through Heat and chucking in anyone. You have to have a pretty one, a funny one, a thick one and a mad one,

Tre Cool

It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious

Jose Cruz

It started to really tighten up after the first inning, and after that it got really, really funny, ... It was weird, a different type of pain, so I just got out of there as a precaution. But they tested it here, and it was nothing.

Leslie Nielsen

It's a different ballgame, ... It'll be funny, interesting. As actors, we're doing our own writing.

It's a funny thing. It's confidence. That first one goes down and it kind of goes from there.

Clint Walker

It's a funny thing about westerns. For a while nobody would do a western.

Kenny Chesney

It's a funny thing about these kinda towns. They may not be big or flashy, but they're like where I come from: real basic, pretty simple and all heart. The people that live in those places, that come from those kinds of towns, they remind you about everything that's good about folks, so it's great to be able to start our next leg right smack in the middle of it all.

George Bernard Shaw

It's a funny thing about that bust. As time goes on it seems to get younger and younger.

David Frum

It's a funny story; it's not a self-aggrandizing one.

David Cronenberg

It's a funny movie, too. People may wonder what's going on when they hear that about a movie that has the title A History of Violence . I think once they see it, they'll get it.

Sue Gardner

It's a funny habit to write encyclopedia entries. It's not a mass taste.