Famous Quotes & Sayings

Andy Kindler

George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go.

I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.

Abbey Clancy

I love being a mum. Sophia is so funny and has a great personality.

Adam McKay

If you do a Western that's funny, there's no way people don't call it a spoof or a parody, even though it may not be.

Blake Lively

When I say something funny, I don't laugh.

Billy Magnussen

I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or whatever.

This is Cunis at the Vauxhall End. Cunis - a funny sort of name. Neither one thing nor the other.

Once it took that long, I thought it might be a goal. I thought it might be kind of funny where one team celebrates and then they're going to turn it over and we're going to win the hockey game.

Mary Roach

I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny on paper. I mean, I'm not totally humorless! It's just that in person, I'm not quite the way I am on paper.

Jessica Lowndes

I like guys who are honest and funny. Looks come and go; I want to be 65 years old and laughing with my husband.

Pete Wentz

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny.

Matt Berry

I'm not looking for pity. The funny thing is, people still come up to me and apologize. I always laugh and say, 'for what?' Through good times and bad, I've learned a lot from this whole experience. There's nothing to feel sorry for.

Ray Stevens

I'm not just a singer of funny songs; I am basically, first and foremost, a musician. I'm always recording all styles of music.

Kaley Cuoco

I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do.

Liam Hemsworth

I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them.

Michael Patrick King

I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters.

Jimmy Kimmel

I'm sure I would, ... But that would be funny for you.

Sarah Silverman

Oh, this sounds so obnoxious, ... I'm not planning anything out. I'm just trying to be funny. I don't think any of it's particularly deep. It's just what interests me.

Andy Richter

I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.

Jim Beall

I want to look at what he said and try to find out why he said it. There is a lot of funny stuff going on with this thing.

Mark Twain

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

The world seems ... a little less funny without you in it.

They were always funny, ... She could always make me laugh.

Reggie Evans

They were real funny doing all that cheering.

Candice Wiggins

The tradition with the tree ... to me, it's funny.

The times I've tried not to be funny, it's never worked, and the times I'm trying not to be dark and just be funny, that never works, either. As varied as my subject matter is, I think the worldview is pretty consistent: seeing darkness and seeing humor.

They're probably going to look more like Yahoo. It's funny, because for the longest time, Yahoo wanted to be AOL. Now it's probably the other way around.

Duke of Wellington

I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use.

Duke of Wellington

Yes, about ten minutes.

Douglas William Jerrold

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.

Dr. Seuss

Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.

Dr. Seuss

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.

Dorothy Canfield Fisher

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.