Famous Quotes & Sayings

Carrie Snow

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Carol Burnett

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

Arthur Conan Doyle

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

Edsger Dijkstra

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Albert Einstein

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.

Adelle Davis

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

Danica McKellar

Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.

Meryl Streep

It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.

Clifton Fadiman

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

Anthony Swofford

My combat action has commenced... I've pissed my pants, but only a little.

Billie Armstrong

I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade.

Edward Abbey

So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally.

Alexis Ohanian

There was a clear lesson here — and that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants.

Albert Einstein

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

Ali Larter

I'm definitely someone who likes to fly by the seat of her pants. My mum always prays for the best...

Phillip McGraw

You don't need stain-resistant pants to pop a blister.

Mel Gibson

If I've still got my pants on in the second scene, I think they've sent me the wrong script.

Alexander Pope

Who pants for glory, finds but short repose; A breath revives him, or a breath o'erthrows.

Sara Barwinski

Our problem is too many empty gates, not a congestion problem.

Debbie Wang

I think there's always going to be a group of people who are willing to do that, especially as you get more empty nesters. In those households, the pet takes on incredible importance as a member of the family and people are willing to shell out incredible amounts of money to keep them healthy.

Jeff Dungan

I think there are going to be a lot of empty nester types who don't want their 5,000-square-foot house anymore, don't have their kids in the house and are ready to travel.

Allen Ginsberg

I think it was when I ran into Kerouac and Burroughs -- when I was 17 -- that I realized I was talking through an empty skull, ... I wasn't thinking my own thoughts or saying my own thoughts.

Sarah Parsons

I think we are going to come out flying and smoke them and prove to everyone how good our team actually is. We didn't sacrifice this much and work so hard to come home empty handed.

John Jay

It feels empty because it was an opportunity wasted for us.

Goeran Persson

There are so many names that will be shouted today. It is so empty where someone is missing.

Kathleen Troia McFarland

Empty threats are often worse than saying nothing at all. It's like leading from behind. Eventually, no one thinks you're leading at all. And after a while, no one is even listening.

Tom Watson

If I said yes, it would be an empty promise.