Famous Quotes & Sayings

We're still pretty funny but we realized that when things are too funny out front, people don't get through to the serious core, ... We wanted to show the other side.

Billy Sunday

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Harvey Mackay

Time is free, but it's priceless. You can'town it, but you can use it. You can't keepit, but you can spend it. Once you've lost ityou can never get it back.

Trips were always a blast; he was just a funny guy.

Scott Hamilton

You know, it's funny ... skating has always given me life,

Heather Graham

The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them!

Harland Williams

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

J. D. Salinger

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

Seal

I mean, I'm married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything - funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits.

Sarah Silverman

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

Olivia Munn

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.

Pierce Brosnan

There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life.

Reba McEntire

Being sexy is kind of funny to me. You know, I can get kind of spunky or I can get tough, you know, that kind of tough, sexy look. But sexy? No, I don't think so.

Rickie Fowler

All you can do is really the prep work and make sure you're ready to hit each golf shot. Outside of that, you're not sure really what's going to happen. It's a funny game, but I think that's why I love it. You never know, one day to the next; you could go shoot 62, and the next day you're going to shoot 78, and you can't predict it.

Richard Marx

It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room.

Regina King

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

Robert Frost

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.

Andy Cole

We wanted to make it funny. We've had success because we have a good time with it.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Philippe Falardeau

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.

Paul Horn

It's funny to find there are still people around who think if a musician has schooling, it automatically makes him a lesser jazz player. But you don't learn jazz in school.

Paul Mooney

I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.

Megan Fox

'Danger Girl' can be ridiculous, but sometimes it's funny.

Piper Perabo

So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.

Julianna Guill

My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really funny.

Michael Lewis

The A's are held to the standard of the Yankees in a funny kind of way. That if they don't win the World Series it is regarded as a failure.

Russell Banks

That was the funny part of the reading.

That would be kind of funny. I guess it would be kind of an honor, too. But at the same time, you hear guys saying, 'I want that long-term deal,' because of the security.

E. F. Schumacher

It might be said that it is the ideal of the employer to have production without employees and the ideal of the employee is to have income without work.

E. F. Schumacher

The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern times, sometimes one forgets which it is.

You have so many all-stars, great players, who don't wear suits. Are you going to tell them that they aren't representing the league well? It's going to be funny to see how this whole thing transpires.

Where Walter was irascible and funny and mean and challenging, Jack was just always laughing at Walter's jokes and being sweet and lovable,