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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
family fought hard kelly patty
Patty Kelly fought very hard to keep it in the family and to keep it open. She wanted to keep it part of Hoboken.
family imperial left opportunity taste
Part of her must feel carefree, relieved, now that she has left the imperial family and become a commoner. I want to set up an opportunity so that she can get a taste of this. Shintaro Ishihara
family graduates highest medical percentage practice puts school
Our medical school puts the highest percentage of graduates into pediatrics and family practice in the country.
family
Our lives are so hectic and full, and we have a big family right now. Marion Jones
family organ people question sign talk
People need to sign up to be organ donors, but then they need to talk to their family about it so there is no question what to do with your organs.
family missed passed people wonderful
People have passed on wonderful family trips, family reunions, missed funerals, missed weddings.
family hunt land larger people themselves tracts
People have larger tracts of land and they'll hunt it themselves or have family and friends hunt it.
family handicap knew people talked
People in his family have diabetes, so he knew what I was going through, and he talked to me about it. On other teams, when they find out you have it, it's like you have a handicap and you become a liability. They don't even give you a chance.
family few friend gone judge knowing last people son stuff time wife
People may see this and judge without really knowing the stuff he's gone through the last few years. My wife and I went to see him and his family after his son died. He was very quiet. At a time like that, all you can do as a friend is just be there.
dad ego humble pleased remarkably role
Part of my role as a dad is to look at what kind of person he is. I have been remarkably pleased at how humble he is at this whole thing. I don't sense any kind of an ego or arrogance. Jack Anderson
daddy stay
Stay strong. He's the only one Daddy has left.
dad good happiest saw
Some of the happiest times I ever saw my dad was times when I was with him in the casinos, and he had a good night. James Packer
dad seen
Our 17-year-old has never seen his dad without MS.
dad difficult gives leave playing uncle
Playing for my uncle is difficult sometimes, but when we leave practice, everything's over with. My dad gives me advice. I think I could play for him, too.
dad hard helped overall playing teammate
Playing for my dad has made me a better teammate and team player, helped me to play hard all the time, and has made me into a better overall person.
dad ocean fishing
Ill paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. Behati Prinsloo
dad hands black
This ring belongs to the black hand. He killed your dad. Becca Fitzpatrick
dad real heart
Patch reached for my hand and pushed my dad's ring off the tip of his finger and into my palm, curling my fingers around it. He kissed my knuckles. "I was going to give this back earlier, but it wasn't finished." I opened my palm and held the ring up. The same heart was engraved on the underside, but now there were two names carved on either side of it: NORA and JEV. I looked up. "Jev? That's your real name?" "Nobody's called me that in a long time.