Famous Quotes & Sayings

Doris Day

I don't know if I want to get married again.

Doris Day

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

Donald Rumsfeld

Be precise. A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small.

Donald Rumsfeld

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.

Don Shula

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

Don Marquis

Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see.

Don Marquis

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

Don Marquis

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Don Marquis

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.

Don Marquis

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

Don Marquis

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

Don Marquis

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

Don Marquis

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Dusty Rhodes

What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!!

Dwayne Johnson

Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!

Dwayne Johnson

How dare you little jabroni come onto The Rock shows Smackdown and run your mouth about how your the game, well The Rock says, if you are the game then you quite frankly you need to go back to the drawing board cause your game absolutely sucks!

Dwayne Johnson

Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows exactly why that is; you've got a three foot nose you turn it sideways and stick it straight up Vince's ass!

Dwayne Johnson

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.

Dwayne Johnson

Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!

Dwayne Johnson

You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you.

Matthew Stafford

I really like 'Gladiator.' I like 'The Dark Knight.' I really liked, when I was a kid, 'U.S. Marshalls.' I like funny movies, too. 'Old School' and 'The Hangover.' 'The Hangover' was up there; I liked it.

If you really look at humor, that's what most of it is anyway. Somebody wisecracking at somebody else. Putting them down. If you look at all the sitcoms, that's all sitcoms are today. Things never change. Sardonic, sarcastic humor is always prevalent. It's hard to do something funny without being that way. It's classier if you didn't have to resort to it, I think.

Michael Stipe

In my spare time I like to faint. I do it a real lot and I just think it's very funny when it happens.

Simon Doonan

In a funny kind of way, they were very feminist.

Cuttino Mobley

I guess I won't be doing any photo shoots for a while. There's a lot of love between us, but sometimes funny things happen in a battle.

If the kids find them funny, they seem to remember them better. That goes a long ways in teaching people what you want them to do.

Tate Donovan

is unbelievably sensitive and funny and warm. He's like a spirit. I don't think I've met one person that doesn't like him.

I just know that there is some funny stuff. When I'm old and wrinkled, I can tell my kids that I played football.

Jon Scieszka

I like to tell kids that I started thinking about stories when I first started reading stuff like Dr. Seuss and 'Go, Dog. Go!,' thinking, 'Oh yeah, that's funny. I'd like to do that.' And then writing throughout school, but at the same time I was studying pre-med stuff, because my mom told me I should be a doctor.

I'm a very honest person. Now, I can look back at it as a funny thing. You now, things happen.

Nicola Sturgeon

I'm a politician, and as you know, politicians are rarely very funny.

Alice Lowe

If you're funny as a woman, people think it might be because someone else helped you.