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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
might occupation certain
To such idle talk it might further be added: that whenever a certain exclusive occupation is coupled with specific shortcomings, it is likewise almost certainly divorced from certain other shortcomings.
might majesty wild-geese
No more I do, your Majesty. But what's that got to do with it? I might as well die on a wild goose chase as die here. C. S. Lewis
might next shock time
What the shock might be next time is unpredictable. Richard DeKaser
might narnia chechnya
Because to Americans, Chechnya might as well be a suburb of Narnia. Aasif Mandvi
might
We were already down two there. If we were tied, we might have done something differently. John Gibbons
might goes-on wells
We might as well die as to go on living like this.
might potatoes
What small potatoes we all are, compared with what we might be! Charles Dudley Warner
might stairs lorry
Mr Lorry asks the witness questions: Ever been kicked? Might have been. Frequently? No. Ever kicked down stairs? Decidedly not; once received a kick at the top of a staircase, and fell down stairs of his own accord. Charles Dickens
might use disaster
But ah! disasters have their use; And life might e'en be too sunshiny... Charles Stuart Calverley
masters worst
put on the livery of the best master only to serve the worst. Charles Caleb Colton
masters source phenomenon
Religion is interested primarily in the One who is the source of all things, the master of every phenomenon. Aiden Wilson Tozer
masters zen-master fangs
What are you, Zen Master Fang? Charlaine Harris
masters universe
Fast isn't turning us into Masters of the Universe, It's turning us into Cheech and Chong. Carl Honore
masters power-of-thought regions
The power of thought, the vast regions it can master. Bertrand Russell
masters method
Methods are the masters of masters. Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
masters oaks
I have no other masters than the beeches and the oaks. Bernard of Clairvaux
masters allowing being-afraid
There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master. Bobby Darin
masters harm hail
To say the truth, so Judas kissed his master And cried, 'All hail!' when as he meant all harm. William Shakespeare