Famous Quotes & Sayings

Good Vietnam

Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.

Susan Danly

Magnum photographers can take a very somber picture but they can also take a very funny picture. I do hope people come away with a sense of humor about this.

Aaron Williams

Liam is real cool. He's a funny guy. He's real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off the court.

Ed Reed

Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that.

Yoda

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing

Michael Keaton

My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.'

Gerard Way

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

John Krasinski

A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role.

Jane Elliot

I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines.

Billy Eichner

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.

Bobby Heenan

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

Bobby Heenan

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

Bobby Heenan

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

Bobby Heenan

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

Dwayne Johnson

The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!

Dwayne Johnson

'You can't see me'? What are you playing? Peekaboo?

Dwayne Johnson

Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!

Dwayne Johnson

The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!

Devron Bostick

Last year, we were still jumping around at this time.

Andre Woolfolk

I was stuck in between picking it up and jumping on it. When I saw a lineman coming, I tried jumping on it and he bounced me right off it.

Wayne Williams

She was a little off of what she was consistently jumping (coming into the meet).

Matt Campbell

I didn't like jumping 16-8, but winning is always good.

Ryan Giggs

I do not want to be on the pitch when they are jumping around celebrating winning the league.

Tom Verica

Most of my work had been in theater, and I was jumping not just into television but 'L.A. Law,' which had all these megastars in it.

Roy Miller

We're kind of right in the middle of winter. Talking about springtime weather is kind of jumping the gun.

Lindsey Harding

We were kind of jumping up and down.

A. J. Jacobs

I prefer the earlier birth control techniques, which ranged from the delicious (using honey as a spermicide) to the aerobic (jumping backward seven times after coitus).