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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
wwe fans reason
For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know. Billy Eichner
wwe names
My name is CHL. That's Charles Haas Layfield. Charlie Haas
wwe
The Haas is here! And you can't see me! Charlie Haas
wwe pointing showing-off
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count! Bobby Heenan
wwe needs
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on. Bobby Heenan
wwe lovely sapphires
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome. Bobby Heenan
wwe risk showers
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver. Bobby Heenan
wwe rocks ass
The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here! Dwayne Johnson
wwe
'You can't see me'? What are you playing? Peekaboo? Dwayne Johnson
jumping laughing creeps
You find out that the universe is a system that creeps up on itself and says 'Boo' and then laughs at itself for jumping. Alan Watts
jumping long littles
As long as we relate with our underlying primordial intelligence and as long as we push ourselves a little, by jumping into the middle of situations, then intelligence arises automatically. Chogyam Trungpa
jumping toads daylight
Whenever you see a toad jumping in broad daylight, then know that something is after its life. Chinua Achebe
jumping kickboxing stuff
I love to go bungee jumping, jump out of planes, ride motorbikes, do kickboxing. I love all that stuff Catherine Bell
jumping guy balls
A rebounder, or a shot-blocker for that matter, is always at a disadvantage if he tells himself the only way he can succeed is by out jumping the guy next to him. Sometimes he will have to, but most of the time he will not. Most of my rebounds came from positioning, where I was able to get the ball while in heavy traffic. Bill Russell
jumping rope fine
I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile. Charles M. Schulz
jumping crawling easier
Jumping jacks are easier to do than crawling jacks. Demetri Martin
jumping two mouths
There are two types of paparazzi. The ones who hide who get you with your mouth hanging wide open or jumping up and down like an idiot on the street. I much prefer them to the ones who come out and follow you. Dianna Agron
jumping race lust
Students are too busy jumping through the next hurdle in the résumé race to figure out what they really want. They are too frantic tasting everything on the smorgasbord to have life-altering encounters. They have a terror of closing off options. They have been inculcated with a lust for prestige and a fear of doing things that may put their status at risk. David Brooks