Quotes about wwe
wwe fans reason
For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know. Billy Eichner
wwe names
My name is CHL. That's Charles Haas Layfield. Charlie Haas
wwe
The Haas is here! And you can't see me! Charlie Haas
wwe pointing showing-off
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count! Bobby Heenan
wwe needs
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on. Bobby Heenan
wwe lovely sapphires
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome. Bobby Heenan
wwe risk showers
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver. Bobby Heenan
wwe rocks ass
The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here! Dwayne Johnson
wwe
'You can't see me'? What are you playing? Peekaboo? Dwayne Johnson
wwe rocks competition
Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind! Dwayne Johnson
wwe rocks ass
The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass! Dwayne Johnson
wwe pie rocks
Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie! Dwayne Johnson
wwe roles ass
Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive. Dwayne Johnson
wwe rocks anus
Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey? Dwayne Johnson
wwe alex
He's got a thing for Alex Riley. John Morrison
wwe years twelve
I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old. Kurt Angle
wwe cop young
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops. Jerry Lawler
wwe way shawn-michaels
When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way. Jerry Lawler
wwe puppy ready
Are you ready for some puppies?! Jerry Lawler
wwe
I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services. Jerry Lawler
wwe beard titles
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard. Jerry Lawler
wwe
Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good! Jerry Lawler
wwe whipped-cream cream
Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? Jerry Lawler
wwe santa bags
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. Jerry Lawler
wwe dancing seizures
Is he dancing or having a seizure? Jerry Lawler
wwe looks faces
It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there. Jerry Lawler
wwe legs looks
Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg! Jerry Lawler
wwe fire giving
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire. Jerry Lawler
wwe paper toilets
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. Jerry Lawler
wwe jackets
Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita! Jerry Lawler
wwe weight looks
You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it. Jerry Lawler
wwe presses
Can I press one for English? Jerry Lawler
wwe drunk
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk. Jerry Lawler