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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
orderly policy provide water
Our policy is to provide water for the orderly development of Carson Valley.
order relationship
Our relationship with the union, once the order was put in place, has been pretty good,
order repetition
Order is repetition of units.Chaos is multiplicity without rythm. M. C. Escher
orderly step
Step by step, we are getting there. It has to be done in an orderly way, Shaukat Aziz
orders weakness
Manufacturing is expanding, but not as broadly as in November. There was weakness in new orders and employment.
order giving imagination
To allow mystery, which is to say to yourself, 'There could be more...things we don't understand,' is not to damn knowledge....It is to permit yourself an extraordinary, freedom: someone else does not have to be wrong in order that you might be right...This tolerance for mystery invigorates the imagination; and it is the imagination that gives shape to the universe. Barry Lopez
order years style
Going out of style isn't a natural process, but a manipulated change which destroys the beauty of last year's dress in order to make it worthless. B. F. Skinner
order views influential
In order to become more influential with those who are resistant to our point of view, we must be willing to start with what is influencing them. Bill Crawford
order law wicked
I'm as wicked as Hitler's first born, cause of me, lot of old ladies purses gone. Big Pun
laughing paul
Paul would be laughing with extras and saying, 'Yes, and then we could do that,' and, 'Let's try this,' and I'm like, 'OK, but we've got to go!' Aidan Quinn
laughing guy broads
You laugh, but you haven't seen me in a tux. Or maybe you don't like broad-shouldered guys with muscular chest and washboard abs? Becca Fitzpatrick
laughing three hopefully
The blues are three L's - living , loving and hopefully, laughing. B. B. King
laughing words-of-wisdom victory
Parliaments have stopped laughing at woman suffrage, and politicians have begun to dodge! It is the inevitable premonition of coming victory. Carrie Chapman Catt
laughing people want
Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh. Carl Reiner
laughing people may
Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a fool but you're the fool in charge.
laughing acting actors
I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep. Bette Davis
laughing
It's not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one's own material. Berkeley Breathed
laughing people internet
Televison allows thousands of people to laugh at the same joke and still remain alone. Bertrand Russell