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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
goodbye giving special
Edmund, give a special goodbye to Trumpkin for me. He's been a brick. C. S. Lewis
good increase last money news purely result sat ticket
We have sat down and done the figures, and the result is that there has been an increase of just under 10-per-cent on last year's sales. We're not up in purely money terms, just on ticket sales, but it's good news for the club. Chris Hamilton
good practice week
We have to have a good week of practice. We've got to get back to fundamentals. David Bennett
good tomorrow
We have to go up there tomorrow and play good ball. Craig Beesley
good teams title
We have to get there, but we should be on our way (to the title game). There's other good teams up there, but we should have a good shot. Mike Thomas
good wants whoever
We have to get off to a good start. It's one of those things of whoever wants it the most is going to end up getting it. Jordan Leopold
good job needed struggling
We have to get better at getting through the full-court trap. We had been struggling with that, but we did a good job when we needed it. James Greer
good normal prospects today tomorrow traffic
We have normal traffic today and the prospects for tomorrow are good too. Siv Meisingseth
good location parking urban whenever
Whenever you have an urban library, there are parking issues. The good thing about our new location is the nearby ramps. Kay Runge
laughing eccentric incredibles
I've never once heard my mum shout and she's 83 now. She's incredible. She's very, very happy, slightly eccentric but loves laughing, which I do too. Carol Vorderman
laughter medicine laughing
I would put belly laughing at the top of my highlights list. They always say that laughter is the best medicine. Carol Vorderman
laughing ifs
If you aren't laughing, you aren't living! Carlos Mencia
laughter serious reason
Just as we are often moved to merriment for no other reason than that the occasion calls for seriousness, so we are correspondingly serious when invited too freely to be amused. Agnes Repplier
laughter spring heart
Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature, and is purifying only in so far as there is a natural and unschooled goodness in the human heart. Agnes Repplier
laughter memories cheer
We have but the memories of past good cheer, we have but the echoes of departed laughter. In vain we look and listen for the mirth that has died away. In vain we seek to question the gray ghosts of old-time revelers. Agnes Repplier
laughter spring heartless
Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature. Agnes Repplier
laughter dust laughing
What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh! Agnes Repplier
laughing calling firsts
Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business. Alan King
learned life whenever
Whenever the heat's on, my whole life, I've just kind of learned to focus a little more. Jordan Spieth
learned life might
If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that curiosity might kill cats, but it doesn't kill people. Tracy Morgan
learned power
I really learned how to act on camera through 'Power Rangers' because I hadn't done a lot of film and TV. Erin Cahill
learned phone
When you're at a lunch, enjoy being - I'm always on my phone when I'm at lunch or with things here or there. I've learned to put the phone down and be present. Khloe Kardashian
learned loses love states
I've learned that 'love' is used a lot in the States for everything: 'I love that burger,' 'I love my shoes,' 'I love a friend.' To me, if it's overused, it loses meaning. Juan Pablo Galavis
learned
We all learned how to walk and talk by interacting with our environment, with real goals and rewards. Nicholas Negroponte
learned mean middle people realize seconds six
I just use all the skills that I learned in film school, and I just incorporate them into my sketches. People don't realize that, with a story, there has to be a beginning, middle and end. There has to be a problem and a resolution. Just because it's six seconds doesn't mean it's not a story. King Bach
learned life
From my old neighborhood, I learned nothing was guaranteed, not even life itself. You better get it today, because tomorrow is not promised. Junior Seau
learned lesson towards
I think that the greatest lesson I learned from my father is just having compassion towards people. Laila Ali
looking sour
We have no sour grapes. We're looking to the future. Lou Davis
looking time
We have no idea at this time (why he killed himself), ... But we are looking into it. Fred Thompson
looking lots saw
We were always looking over our shoulders; we saw lots of tracks. Neil Shubin
looking open shot took
We were always looking for the open player. Sometimes we took a shot too soon. Lisa Dutton
looking
We were always looking around for cottonmouth, rattlesnakes and alligators. Jeremy Sweet
looking report seen
We've seen the report and are looking into it. Robert Wood
looking win
We've still got a lot to play for and we're looking to win in Poland, definitely, Jason Koumas
looking outlook overall possible recession recovery
The outlook for recovery is fading. We are looking at another possible recession in manufacturing which would not bode well for the overall economy. Adolf Rosenstock
looking side tougher
Ulster will be a much tougher side than Connacht so we will be looking for big improvements. David Young
people eating-disorder body
Eating disorders, body dysmorphia and a general dissatisfaction with one's life and body seems to ail too many young people. Carre Otis
people ends process
Most people end up owning a business by accident. Therefore, they don't usually have a thought process and a strategic plan in place. Carol Roth
people technique should
I don't feel that I have any great grasp of technique that I should pass along to people. Carol Kane
people stuff-happens critical
That's when the great stuff happens, when you're not checking yourself all the time, being critical of yourself and what other people are doing. Carol Kane
people source materials
They're all sources of material. What I love about what I do, the more you talk about your life, there are so many people who have similar experiences. Carol Leifer
people concerned
I'm concerned about the unknowability of other people. Carol Shields
people want bills
All I really want to be is boring. When people talk about me, I'd like them to say, Carol's basically a short Bill Bradley. Or, Carol's kind of like Al Gore in a skirt. Carol Moseley Braun
people parent trying
My parents were always philosophizing about how to bring about change. To me, people who didn't try to make the world a better place were strange. Carol Moseley Braun
people ordinary would-be
I don't want to be hiding from people. It would be difficult to be recognized everywhere, so that I couldn't do things ordinary people do. Carlos Beltran
sorry sleep revelations
I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I'm not participating anymore. Carol Leifer
sorry knowing people
I was worried a bit at the beginning because I didn't know how the situation was. Once the ATP wanted to do the tournament, I realised there was no risk at all. I'm very sorry about what happened. It's not easy to be here knowing so many people were killed very near from here. Carlos Moya
sorry hate men
Christianity does not want us to reduce by one atom the hatred we feel for cruelty and treachery. We ought to hate them. Not one word of what we have said about them needs to be unsaid. But it does want us to hate them in the same way in which we hate things in ourselves: being sorry that the man should have done such things, and hoping, if it is anyway possible, that somehow, sometime, somewhere he can be cured and made human again. C. S. Lewis
sorry reality achievement
Democracy forever teases us with the contrast between its ideals and its realities, between its heroic possibilities and its sorry achievements. Agnes Repplier
sorry blame these-days
I am partly to blame for the decking boom, and I am sorry, I know it?s everywhere these days. Alan Titchmarsh
sorry want dictator
I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. Charlie Chaplin
sorry rain heart
Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlying our hard hearts. I was better after I had cried, than before--more sorry, more aware of my own ingratitude, more gentle. Charles Dickens
sorry pie im-sorry
Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your pie. Charles Dickens
sorry oxygen gone
Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry. Charles Stross