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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
longest
Seventy-six? Seventy-six was the longest 17 years of my life, Rich McKay
longest
I have the biggest and the longest mouth in the world. Everybody's scared of my mouth. Bikram Choudhury
longest maybe string time
For the longest time, I was auditioning, getting called back, and I had a long string of things not going my way. I thought, 'Maybe this is never going happen. Maybe I'll never book a commercial.' Allyn Rachel
longest plates
I'm a working musician, so it's what I do. I kind of always have lots of plates spinning, and it's the ones that keep spinning the longest that I end up doing. Damon Albarn
longest open stop
(Wednesday) night, our longest stop was about 20 minutes, ... Then we were able to open one lane. Gayle Davis
longest touch
Me and him are always in touch -- always in touch. This is the longest I have ever been without in touch with my son. Sharon Taylor
longest race
I think it is the most challenging race in the city. This year, it is the longest competitive race in the city. Mike Coulter
longest phenomenal pure
He has one of the longest records, he's more a pure quant investor, ... He's got a phenomenal record. Christine Benz
longest stuck
If someone told me they'd have 27 (by halftime), we'd take it. But we were stuck at 11 for the longest time. Pete Vasil
yahoo
Yahoo is a company that is very strong in content. Carol Bartz
yahoo
Search is essential to every service that Yahoo offers. David Filo
yahoo
I don't think Yahoo can be Facebook tomorrow, and don't think Yahoo wants to be Facebook. Jerry Yang
yahoo
I think Yahoo has been doing so many things well for so long and, frankly, got a little trapped in, I think, 'Oh, what is Yahoo?' Ross Levinsohn