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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
eyebrows firsts disturbed
When I first had my eyebrows waxed, I was pretty disturbed. Chiwetel Ejiofor
eyebrows lips curls
But I always curl my lashes, even if I don't put on mascara. I'll also put on a lip gloss or lip balm. And I always brush my eyebrows. I have very thick eyebrows - I'm just now starting to thin them out a bit. Denise Richards
eyebrows female habit
No female iniquity was more severely condemned [in the 14th century] than the habit of plucking eyebrows and the hairline to heighten the forehead. Barbara Tuchman
eyebrows family funny good mother picked runs school structure walking
Eyebrows are really important because they structure the face. In school it was funny because I was always the one walking around with tweezers plucking my girlfriends' eyebrows. I was really good; eyebrow tweezing runs in my family - my mother used to do mine, and I picked it up. Rita Ora
eyebrows doctors doubt
Doctor, you don't know what it is to doubt everything, even yourself. No, you don't; you couldn't with eyebrows like yours. Bram Stoker
eyebrows perfect terrible
Separate but equal is terrible for education but it's perfect for eyebrows. Demetri Martin
eyebrows united-states british
The United States can tell you all about what's wrong with the British, to say nothing of the Russians. Arthur Hays Sulzberger
eyebrows missing mythbusters
Am I missing an eyebrow? Adam Savage
eyebrows mind thieves
I wouldn't mind meeting a dashing thief," the woman's friend whispered. Hale winked at Kat. Kat raised her eyebrows and whispered, "I'd like to meet one of those, too. Ally Carter
underestimate
We did not underestimate what we could do, Barry Alvarez
underestimate overestimate
Each underestimates her own power and overestimates the other's Deborah Tannen
underestimate narcissism never-underestimate
Never underestimate the narcissism of a writer. Elia Kazan
underestimate exaggeration oneself
To underestimate oneself is as much an exaggeration of one's powers than the other. Arthur Conan Doyle
underestimate kicks
Everybody underestimates the kick to the groin. Bas Rutten
underestimate capable
Don't underestimate the things that I will do. Adele
underestimate finches internals
On your life, underestimating the proclivities of finches is likely to lead to great internal hemorrhaging. Charles Darwin
underestimate objects
Do not underestimate objects. David Foster Wallace
underestimate ability superpower
Don't underestimate her ability to talk, it's her superpower. Carrie Vaughn