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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
hater fun waste
If you don't like me, why do you waste your time making fun of me? Chad Anderson
haters lawn sean stop wanna wearing
Haters wanna stop my lute,they don't want me wearing Sean John, they want me wearing lawn suits. Diddy Puff
hater tree ifs
If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater? Douglas Coupland
hater famous-love inspirational-love
Hate is too great a burden to bear.... Coretta Scott King
hater sorry people
I only feel sorry for weak people. And mostly what I've come to find is that the weak people are the ones that are the haters. R. Kelly
hater trying believer
I'm not really concerned with trying to turn haters into believers. Kreayshawn
hater fear roots
Fear of something is at the root of hate for others, and hate within will eventually destroy the hater. George Washington Carver
hater lying sucessful
Behind every sucessful person lies a pack of haters Eminem
hater remember hate-you
Remember what I told you. If they hated me, they will hate you. Sinead O'Connor
winning choices sometimes
Sometimes we win; more times than not, we don't. But that's his choice. Carlos Boozer
winning thinking years
I think I can play in the big leagues 10 or 15 years. But more important to me is winning-win, make the playoffs. Carlos Beltran
winning opposites play
Sometimes you can really serve well and win the match because of the serve. I have the opposite thing now, so it's kind of hard. I can just really play with my forehand and backhand. Agnieszka Radwanska
winning dukes feels
I feel very competitive with Robert Morse off-set. We often duke it out. He always wins. Aaron Staton
winning guy actors
The guy who wins the Oscar for Best Actor has a much higher bar to clear than the woman who wins best actress. Aaron Sorkin
winning hands years
Newcastle fans never cease to amaze me. If there was a trophy for best supporters this lot would win it hands down every year. Alan Shearer
winning outlaw claims
If the broadcasters were to win on their claims, they'd outlaw the DVR. Charlie Ergen
winning competition want
Look at politics; they're always in competition over an election, who wants to win. It's just who we are, it's what we do. Charles Tillman
winning race looks
If we look backwards to antiquity it should be as those that are winning a race. Charles Caleb Colton