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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
wwe names
My name is CHL. That's Charles Haas Layfield. Charlie Haas
wwe
The Haas is here! And you can't see me!
wwe fans reason
For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know. Billy Eichner
wwe pointing showing-off
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count! Bobby Heenan
wwe needs
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.
wwe lovely sapphires
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
wwe risk showers
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
wwe rocks ass
The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here! Dwayne Johnson
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'You can't see me'? What are you playing? Peekaboo?
pearls needs rope
A women needs ropes and ropes of pearls. Coco Chanel
pearls madness howl
At the edge of madness you howl diamonds and pearls. Aberjhani
pearls sand grains-of-sand
From a grain of sand in the Pearl comes. Confucius
pearls diamond chemist
So far no chemist has ever discovered exchange-value either in a pearl or a diamond. Karl Marx
pearls canada towns
Montreal, this wonderful town… Pearl of Canada, Pearl of the world. Mikhail Gorbachev
pearls asia india
The Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor led to many very good things. If you follow the trail, it led to kicking Europeans out of Asia - that saved tens of millions of lives in India alone. Noam Chomsky
pearls would-be lines
Somewhere along the line, the pearl would be handed to me. Jack Kerouac
pearls needs rope
A woman needs ropes and ropes of pearls. Grace Kelly
pearls want pressure
A lot of directors don't want the pressure of a movie the size of Pearl Harbor. But I love it. I thrive on it. Michael Bay