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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
hours
One of the fundamental premises of this Bible is that the gospel changes everything. If this is true, how does the gospel change the very thing we spend most of our waking hours doing - work. David Kim
hours-in-the-day balance imagine
Imagine working 20% smarter instead of 20% longer...Work-life balance and startup success at any stage aren't mutually exclusive. There are enough hours in the day to be effective and present. David Cummings
hours enticing
I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour. David Cross
hours resilient great-outdoors
All those hours exploring the great outdoors made me more resilient and confident. David Suzuki
hours man spent thousands tracking
We spent thousands of man hours tracking down the problem,
hours born merry
To be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour. William Shakespeare
hours love time
I love acting, but I have two little kids, and it's 14 hours a day out of the house. You don't get that time back. Gwyneth Paltrow
hours week beats
No one who works a forty hour week will ever beat me. Bill Rodgers
hours minutes macs
The Bernie Mac Show' is my life. It's the truth, and I'm not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life. Bernie Mac
soon welcome
We want them to feel very welcome and to be as acclimated as soon as possible.
soon using
We started out really quick, using our speed. As soon as they scored the first goal, we went a little flat.
soon tax william
Why, sir, there is every possibility that you will soon be able to tax it! (to PM William Gladstone, on the usefulness of electricity) Michael Faraday
soon
We'd like to get him up here as soon as possible. Jon Daniels
soon
We'd like to do it as soon as possible.
soon weather
We're monitoring the equipment. As soon as that's done and the weather breaks, we'll be up there.
sooner win
We know we have to win at least one here (in London) and we would like to do it sooner than later. Ryan Callahan
sooner-or-later
Death comes to us all sooner or later. We cannot escape it. Brian Jacques
sooner-or-later punctual
Sooner or later, I'll be punctual. Ashleigh Brilliant