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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
hours left work
We have to go through them. There's hours of work left to do. Sgt. Delaney
hours medicine three within
We have to get them that medicine within three hours of the onset of symptoms, which is the challenge.
hours-in-the-day acting stuff
Once I came to acting, it was almost a thing where there weren't enough hours in the day to work on stuff because I was so passionate about it. Aaron Tveit
hours minutes problem takes wall water
The problem with tsunamis is that it takes hours -- or minutes -- for this wall of water to come, and there's just very, very little time. Jan Egeland
hours works
Nobody who works 40 hours a week should have to live in poverty. Thomas Perez
hours life six stage survived
I survived on sandwiches, and I was on stage every night for six years of my life. I was working 16 hours a day between class, rehearsal, being on stage. Thierry Mugler
hours
One of the fundamental premises of this Bible is that the gospel changes everything. If this is true, how does the gospel change the very thing we spend most of our waking hours doing - work. David Kim
hours-in-the-day balance imagine
Imagine working 20% smarter instead of 20% longer...Work-life balance and startup success at any stage aren't mutually exclusive. There are enough hours in the day to be effective and present.
hours enticing
I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour. David Cross
sooner win
We know we have to win at least one here (in London) and we would like to do it sooner than later. Ryan Callahan
soon welcome
We want them to feel very welcome and to be as acclimated as soon as possible.
soon using
We started out really quick, using our speed. As soon as they scored the first goal, we went a little flat.
soon tax william
Why, sir, there is every possibility that you will soon be able to tax it! (to PM William Gladstone, on the usefulness of electricity) Michael Faraday
sooner-or-later
Death comes to us all sooner or later. We cannot escape it. Brian Jacques
sooner-or-later punctual
Sooner or later, I'll be punctual. Ashleigh Brilliant
soon
We'd like to get him up here as soon as possible. Jon Daniels
soon
We'd like to do it as soon as possible.
soon weather
We're monitoring the equipment. As soon as that's done and the weather breaks, we'll be up there.