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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
laughs talk value
We're going for big laughs and big talk value. Steven Schreibman
laughs shirts speaking
So the laughs had to come from the character, not because we had balloons in our shirts or were speaking in high voices. That was very important to us. Kevin McDonald
laughs
A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match. Jerry Seinfeld
laughs profoundly sad
No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much
laughs laughter profoundly sad
No one is more profoundly sad as one who laughs too much. Jean Paul
laughs lines smiles
He doesn't say anything. He just smiles at them, laughs and lines back up. Adam Burish
laughs left nerves remove side tells wife
They had to remove all the nerves on the right side of my face, so when I smile, only the left side works. My wife laughs at me. She tells me not to smile. J. Taylor
laughs life raft time
This movie is like a little life raft for him. He laughs every time he comes to see it. Susan Stroman
laughs says step steps
If everyone says you are wrong, you're one step ahead. If everyone laughs at you, you're two steps ahead. Charles Thompson
tony
I think anything Tony Kaye would've done would've been interesting, definitely. And worth seeing. Ethan Suplee
tony
Tony Blair is not a villain, but he's played the part very well. Ian Mckellen
tony
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. Audra McDonald
tony wish work
I wish it could have been a little better, better than Tony ran, ... But it didn't work out that way. Ricky Rudd
tony
If someone told me when I was 16 or 18 years old that I'd be doing a side project with Tony Iommi, I wouldn't have believed it. Peter Steele
tony
I already have a Tony for my Broadway concert in '73. It's one of the most precious things I've won. Bette Midler
tony
A lot of this has to do with the Tony Awards.
tony understood whether
I understood very little about the significance of the Tony before, but I've learned that it makes a huge significance to whether or not your show is going to run. Jez Butterworth
tony
I told Tony I would look after her. Jamie Foxx