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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
happen intimacy reader work
When you're writing, you think: How does intimacy happen in the work? You don't know who your reader is, woman, man, child, black person, Asian, who knows? Claudia Rankine
happen system
We have put into place a system so that won't happen again. Greg Brockbank
happen seen stuff
We've seen this stuff happen to us before. Will Blalock
happened happening stories television watching
When I'm watching television or a movie, I like to see stories that are extraordinary. I don't need it be something that is, 'Well this makes more sense to me because I can see this happening to me, or this happened to me.' Justin Kirk
happen integrity met
When I met with police, we told them the only thing we wanted out of this was integrity of the investigation, so that this doesn't ever happen to another family, Bruce Jones
happening within
There's this coming-of-age thing that's happening within me. Shia LaBeouf
happened process tainted
The process of what happened and how it happened was very troubling, and I think it tainted the whole situation. Richard Shelby
happens writer
I view myself as a fiction writer who just happens to write nonfiction. I think I look at the world through a fiction-writer's eyes. Tom Bissell
happened looked martial movies
I'm looked upon as a theater actor who happened to know martial arts before I got into the movies. Thomas Ian Griffith
quote-of-the-day rather seemed shortage society suffer
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. Erma Bombeck
sadly stop
If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken! Dan Castellaneta
sadly
I sadly never got to my prom. I was shooting 'The Outsiders.' Rob Lowe
sorry sleep revelations
I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I'm not participating anymore. Carol Leifer
sorry knowing people
I was worried a bit at the beginning because I didn't know how the situation was. Once the ATP wanted to do the tournament, I realised there was no risk at all. I'm very sorry about what happened. It's not easy to be here knowing so many people were killed very near from here. Carlos Moya
sorry hate men
Christianity does not want us to reduce by one atom the hatred we feel for cruelty and treachery. We ought to hate them. Not one word of what we have said about them needs to be unsaid. But it does want us to hate them in the same way in which we hate things in ourselves: being sorry that the man should have done such things, and hoping, if it is anyway possible, that somehow, sometime, somewhere he can be cured and made human again. C. S. Lewis
sorry reality achievement
Democracy forever teases us with the contrast between its ideals and its realities, between its heroic possibilities and its sorry achievements. Agnes Repplier
sorry blame these-days
I am partly to blame for the decking boom, and I am sorry, I know it?s everywhere these days. Alan Titchmarsh
sorry want dictator
I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. Charlie Chaplin
sorry rain heart
Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlying our hard hearts. I was better after I had cried, than before--more sorry, more aware of my own ingratitude, more gentle. Charles Dickens
sorry pie im-sorry
Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your pie. Charles Dickens
sorry oxygen gone
Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry. Charles Stross
true-love heart men
My heart is set, as firmly as ever heart of man was set on woman. I have no thought, no view, no hope, in life beyond her; and if you oppose me in this great stake, you take my peace and happiness in your hands, and cast them to the wind. Charles Dickens
true-friend ambition character
A high character might be produced, I suppose, by continued prosperity, but it has very seldom been the case. Adversity, however it may appear to be our foe, is our true friend; and, after a little acquaintance with it, we receive it as a precious thing - the prophecy of a coming joy. It should be no ambition of ours to traverse a path without a thorn or stone. Charles Spurgeon
true-friend journey smooth
True friendship is like the asphalt of life. It fills in the potholes and makes the journey smooth. Richard G. Scott
true-friend black littles
The little black dress is the true friend...she travels with you...is patient and constant...you go to her when you don't know where else to go and she is ALWAYS reliable and timeless. Diane von Furstenberg
true-knowledge sustenance
True knowledge without xperience is food without sustenance David Mitchell
true-friend thinking knows
The WORK 1.Is it true? 2.Can you absolutely know that it's true? 3.How do you react when you think that thought? 4.Who would you be without the thought? Byron Katie
true-friend love-you opposites
You know who your true friends are when things go wrong for you, but the opposite is also true. When things go well, the people who really love you are happy. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
true-friend sharks blood
There are no true friends in politics. We are all sharks circling, and waiting, for traces of blood to appear in the water. Alan Clark
true-friend sorry want
I don't want anyone to feel sorry for me because of the fact I haven't got any true friends! I'm fine the way I am. Cher Lloyd