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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
study closets instructors
The closet is the best study. The commentators are good instructors, but the Author Himself is far better. Charles Spurgeon
study communism soviet
I spent my life studying communism and Soviet systems. Madeleine Albright
study bible-study pointless
Bible study without Bible experience is pointless. Bill Johnson
study
We're going to have a two-a-day, but it's going to be academic. We're going to study two times today. Joe Pannunzio
study braille anatomy
Petting is the study of the anatomy in braille. Ava Gardner
study silent dare
Everything is possible to him who wills only what is true! Rest in Nature, study, know, then dare; dare to will, dare to act and be silent! Eliphas Levi
studying worked
When we started studying it in 1998, frankly, it worked much better than we ever anticipated.
study
Study as if you were going to live forever; live as if you were going to die tomorrow. Maria Mitchell
study
I have friends that are gay, and we study the Bible together. Prince