Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dylan Moran

EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!

Dylan Moran

And yet, people still turn to Jesus. You will notice though that the kind of people who turn to Jesus tend to be the sort of people who haven't done that well with everybody else.

Dylan Moran

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

Dylan Moran

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.

Dylan Moran

Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?

Dylan Moran

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!

Dylan Moran

I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently-I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.

Dylan Moran

You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical time now for Germany within Europe, also globally, economically ve are pretty good, ve have been better. But ve are very vibrant in the theater and arts...' and all the time you'll be listening to this, you're thinking Mmm, yeah, mmm... Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler...

Dylan Moran

You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to be sane, or not lonely? A couple is a strange thing; it's an organism that's half as intelligent as the most intelligent member. And you both know who it is.

Dylan Moran

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.

E. B. White

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.

E. B. White

Every American, to the last man, lays claim to a "sense" of humor and guards it as his most significant spiritual trait, yet rejects humor as a contaminating element wherever found. America is a nation of comics and comedians; nevertheless, humor has no stature and is accepted only after the death of the perpetrator.

E. B. White

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.

E. B. White

It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months.

E. B. White

I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.

E. B. White

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.

Dustin Hoffman

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

Douglas Engelbart

The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.

Douglas Horton

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

Douglas Coupland

There's nothing cute or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

Donald Trump

Deals work best when each side gets something it wants from the other.

Donald Trump

You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.

Donald Trump

According to the group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, fish have feelings too. Whenever my sons go fishing they always tell me, "Dad it doesn't hurt a fish to get hooked." Well I watch and I see and I believe it's painful for the fish.

Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

Duffy Daugherty

Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport

Duke of Wellington

I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use.

Duke of Wellington

Yes, about ten minutes.

Douglas William Jerrold

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.

Dr. Seuss

Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.

Dr. Seuss

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.

Dorothy Canfield Fisher

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.

Doris Day

I don't know if I want to get married again.

Doris Day

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.