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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
nice smart stupid
Being nice doesn’t make you stupid. It makes you feel good because you know you are gracious enough to forgive and smart enough to realize how distasteful some people can be. C. S. Lewis
nice thinking worst-moments
Do I think well of myself, think myself a nice chap? WEll, I am afraid I sometimes do (and those are, no doubt, my worst moments)... C. S. Lewis
nice boys different
It would be nice and fairly nearly true, to say that 'from that time forth, Eustace was a different boy.' To be strictly accurate, he began to be a different boy. He had relapses. There were still many days when he could be very tiresome. But most of those I shall not notice. The cure had begun. C. S. Lewis
nicer
We have sailboats, birds, pixies. They're decorative. They're a nicer look for your bottles. George Shelley
nice whenever
Whenever you have something like that on your body, you just feel a little irregular. It'll be nice to feel regular. Mike Jensen
nice studios together
When everyone is working in their studios you don't really see what they are working on. So it's nice to see everything come together like this. Jeff Thompson
nice people realized tend
When you're young, you tend to do things like that because you want people to think you're a nice guy. At some point, I realized that I'm doing this not because I want people to think I'm a nice guy. I'm doing this because I think it's the right thing to do. Curt Schilling
nice offices
We want no stacks of paper, no boxes. We want all of our offices to have a nice crisp look. Nancy Norris
nice sleep thinking
It's nice to think that we have in ourselves the energy. It's somewhere, but it's sleeping sometimes. I try to wake it up when I need it. Agnes Varda
dirty oats pie
Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure. Charles Dudley Warner
dirty men lawyer
If you cannot avoid a quarrel with a blackguard, let your lawyer manage it, rather than yourself. No man sweeps his own chimney, but employs a chimney-sweeper, who has no objection to dirty work, because it is his trade. Charles Caleb Colton
dirty fog air
Fog everywhere. Fog up the river where it flows among green airs and meadows; fog down the river, where it rolls defiled among the tiers of shipping, and the waterside pollutions of a great (and dirty) city.... Chance people on the bridges peeping over the parapets into a nether sky of fog, with fog all round them, as if they were up in a balloon and hanging in the misty clouds. Charles Dickens
dirty hands leader
Black Bolt is typically a stoic leader, part of a larger cast of Inhumans who get their hands dirty in ways that he doesnt. Charles Soule
dirty genius frail
My genius is not so frail a thing that it cowers from the dirty fingers of newspapernen. Diane Setterfield
dirty ifs
If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty. Buddy Hackett
dirty thinking want
-Do you think it's dirty money? -All money is dirty. If it were clean nobody would want it. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
dirty funny naturally thinks
The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond. Khloe Kardashian
dirty men gentleman
The ladies here probably exchanged looks which meant, 'Men never know when things are dirty or not;' and the gentlemen perhaps thought each to himself, 'Women will have their little nonsense and needless cares. Jane Austen