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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
girl islands long
Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G. Carol Leifer
girl father acceptance
Obviously, at this age, I've lost people in my life. But with a parent, it's just different. I was very attached to my father and had this naive little-girl notion that he'd always be around. So I'm finding acceptance of my father's death is the hardest thing to accept. Carol Leifer
girlfriend jobs coffee
Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question the new boss asked her was if she could make a good cup of coffee... Yeah, she stormed right out of that Starbucks. Carol Leifer
girl teacher years
Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay. Carlos Mencia
girl men thinking
You can always find somebody to beat up. This goes back to the schoolyard. Most men would think, Don't chum with girls. But I chummed with girls. Carl Andre
girl mother home
The girls you picked up from the bars were not the girls you took home to mother. Carl Andre
girl prayer mean
All is summed up in the prayer which a young female human is said to have uttered recently: "O God, make me a normal twentieth-century girl!" Thanks to our labors, this will mean increasingly: "Make me a minx, a moron, and a parasite. C. S. Lewis
girl children hate
I never heard weeping like that before or after; not from a child, nor a man wounded in the palm, nor a tortured man, nor a girl dragged off to slavery from a taken city. If you heard the woman you most hate in the world weep so, you would go to comfort her. You would fight your way through fire and spears to reach her. And I knew who wept, and what had been done to her, and who had done it. C. S. Lewis
girl kings sorry
I have swallowed up girls and boys, women and men, kings and emperors, cities and realms," said the Lion. It didn't say this as if it were boasting, nor as if it were sorry, nor as if it were angry. It just said it. C. S. Lewis
mtv nfl apologizing
MTV was completely unaware of it. It was not my intention that it go as far as it did. I apologize to anyone offended -- including the audience, MTV, CBS and the NFL. Janet Jackson
mtv
Where is Tony? Why didn't he come to the MTV VMAs? Billy Bush
mtv awards giving
My friend made me a leather dress for the MTV awards. It gives you confidence, wearing something you love. Cat Deeley
mtv unless
MTV won't do anything unless they own it 100% so that didn't tempt me at all because I would never give away the character. Bill Griffith
mtv generations firsts
You know, I'm part of that first MTV generation. Alexandra Patsavas
mtv training interviews
MTV was such a great training for me. I did live interviews with everyone from Michael Jackson to Madonna. Carson Daly
mtv nominated perform
I had no idea what to expect when we did Ladies' Night. I didn't think it was going to get nominated for a Grammy. I didn't know that we would have to perform on the MTV Awards show. Angie Martinez
mtv
Any reality-TV show on MTV is gonna be fake and stupid. Ty Segall
mtv shirley
No, I'm not Shirley the girl, I'm the woman on MTV with the big boots. Shirley Manson