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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
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It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
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Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
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Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
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Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
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I've seen too many comics who got their own shows and were undone because they worked for an executive producer who didn't understand their comedy or their sensibility.
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We were trying to make a movie that was funny, but also trying to be smart about being funny. We just wanted to make people laugh,. If you want to make a comedy you just don't want to hit people in the groin for two hours, even though that's really funny too. We wanted our jokes to have a little weight to them. Andy Bader
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To all my soap fans out there, my horror fanatics, comedy lovers, I will tell you this: 'Death Valley' is an action-packed drama, comedic, horror TV series that has a non-stop adventure in each episode. It's like a huge pot of Texas gumbo. If you like all four of those genres, then you'll love this show. Texas Battle
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Veronica's Closet' will do a 27 share on a Thursday night and it's dismissed. And (Comedy Central's) 'South Park' does a two share and it's on the cover of 'Newsweek' magazine. Don Ohlmeyer
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Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all Don Adams
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Deep inside, I am desperate to do comedy. David Suchet
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American comedies about Asians have never been funny to me. That always kind of pissed me off. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
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You do develop a taste as an actress: Chekhov, Ayckbourn: it's the combination of comedy and human drama. I would never want to do anything without comedy. Katherine Parkinson
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I see parody as another form of comedy. Bruce Campbell
taxpayers
The American taxpayers are a powerful force. They don't want their taxes raised. Grover Norquist
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To stabilize the nations public-employee pension systems and to prevent federal taxpayers from being billed for failed pension funds, I have introduced the Public Employee Pension Transparency Act in Congress. Devin Nunes
taxpayers
The taxpayers have spoken. They want a change. Robert James
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Did you ever think what the word 'vote' means? To me it means: 'Voice of Taxpayers Everywhere'.
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Who is in charge? Is it taxpayers or is it the special interest groups? Scott Walker
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Save the taxpayer's money by canceling the Ares 1 and V. Buzz Aldrin
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But what shouldn't happen is, you shouldn't have the taxpayers from states that are managing their situations well paying for those states that are not. John Thune
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As American taxpayers know too well, the tax code is incredibly complex and compliance is all to expensive. Jim Ramstad