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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
funny jesus humorous
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
funny friendship humor
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
funny good-morning laughter
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
funny life courage
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funny science weather
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Charles Dudley Warner
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funny travel air
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smell confusing library
Cloisters, ancient libraries ... I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone. Alan Bennett
smell paper energy
I love bookstores. I love the energy in a bookstore and the smell of the paper. Chris Colfer
smell suitcases lists
To really love Joan Didion—to have been blown over by things like the smell of jasmine and the packing list she kept by her suitcase—you have to be female. Caitlin Flanagan
smell play funky
I'm gonna play something so funky you can smell it Buddy Guy
smell should enjoy
We should all just smell well and enjoy ourselves more. Cary Grant
smell people pull-ups
People talk about me as masculine. Because of the way I walk and talk and crank out pull-ups and smell like bacon. Benjamin Percy
smell sight joy
The Gauls derided the hairy and gigantic savages of the North; their rustic manners, dissonant joy, voracious appetite, and their horrid appearance, equally disgusting to the sight and to the smell. Edward Gibbon
smell succeed toilets
I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell. David Reuben
smell i-can knows
I know,I can smell it, too, Deborah Harkness
muffins baking hot
United metropolitan improved hot muffin and crumpet baking and punctual delivery company. Charles Dickens
muffins i-can
I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin! Dane Cook
muffins enough-time ifs
If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!
muffins avocados breakfast
English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts. Mia Hamm
muffins looks eating
They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance Oscar Wilde
muffins
I'm going to shoot a muffin off Marlene's head. Veronica Roth