Quotes about funny
funny witty humorous
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun. Arnold Schwarzenegger
funny success motivational-sports
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? Arnold Schwarzenegger
funny motivational-sports money
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. Arnold Schwarzenegger
funny fashion silly
I wanted to be funny for people who didn't care about fashion at all, to just to kind of exist as a silly character. Ben Stiller
funny-things ideas knowing
What makes a good animated movie is being able to balance adult and knowing in-jokes and also just out and out funny things that make all people laugh. The idea that it's actually something that will appeal to a family, that's the trick. Benedict Cumberbatch
funny dog humor
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. August Strindberg
funny-family like-family stranger
I been with strangers all day and they treated me like family. I come in here to family and you treat me like a stranger. August Wilson
funny beauty humor
One evening I sat Beauty on my knees – And I found her bitter – And I reviled her. Arthur Rimbaud
funny high-heels suffering
A cause may be inconvenient, but it's magnificent. It's like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it. Arnold Bennett
funny beauty nature
The difference between utility and utility plus beauty is the difference between telephone wires and the spider web. Edwin Way Teale
funny life damn
It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. Edna St. Vincent Millay
funny inspirational-love hate
I love humanity but I hate people. Edna St. Vincent Millay
funny-life ends ifs
You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. Edgar Guest
funny hands feet
Well what's funny is, again, people say they believed what was going on, but again, Bob's hands are about three times bigger than his feet. So these are very caricatured. Brad Bird
funny wwe window
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice. Bobby Heenan
funny witty order
In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead. Benjamin Franklin
funny god honesty
God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man. Benjamin Franklin
funny hilarious 4th-of-july
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. Benjamin Franklin
funny good-morning have-a-good-day
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. Benjamin Franklin
funny knowing goal
The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished. Benjamin Franklin
funny life crazy
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. Benjamin Franklin
funny drinking food
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking. Benjamin Franklin
funny laughter humor
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away Benjamin Franklin
funny inspiring money
If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some. Benjamin Franklin
funny inspiring money
A penny saved is a penny earned. Benjamin Franklin
funny dog 4th-of-july
He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas. Benjamin Franklin
funny time age
Many foxes grow gray but few grow good. Benjamin Franklin
funny weight-loss mind
I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. Benjamin Franklin
funny nature humorous
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. Axl Rose
funny dumb language
As humans we speak one language... Avril Lavigne
funny friendship humor
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. Arthur Bloch
funny art book
He has only half learned the art of reading who has not added to it the more refined art of skipping and skimming. Arthur Balfour
funny science ideas
Every revolutionary idea seems to evoke three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the phrases: 1- It's completely impossible. 2- It's possible, but it's not worth doing. 3- I said it was a good idea all along. Arthur C. Clarke