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Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny. Good Vietnam
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Magnum photographers can take a very somber picture but they can also take a very funny picture. I do hope people come away with a sense of humor about this. Susan Danly
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Liam is real cool. He's a funny guy. He's real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off the court. Aaron Williams
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Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that. Ed Reed
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Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing Yoda
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My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.' Michael Keaton
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One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. Gerard Way
funny good serious
A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role. John Krasinski
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I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. Jane Elliot
witty truth science
There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be. Charles Pierce
witty wicked novel
Glenda Adams has written a wicked and witty novel. Diane Johnson
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Il ne faut point donner d'esprit a' ses personnages; mais savoir les placer dans des circonstances qui leur en donnent. You should not give wit to your characters, but know instead how to put them in situations which will make them witty. Denis Diderot
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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical. Edgar Allan Poe
witty where-you-are
Make the most of What you have, When you have it, Where you are. Eleanor Roosevelt
witty teaching humorous
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. Edsger Dijkstra
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If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly. William Shakespeare
witty business government
Government 'help' to business is just as disastrous as government persecution... the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off. Ayn Rand
witty humorous writing
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. A. J. Liebling
order entrepreneur benefits
The consumers are merciless. They never buy in order to benefit a less efficient producer and to protect him against the consequences of his failure to manage better. They want to be served as well as possible. And the working of the capitalist system forces the entrepreneur to obey the orders issued by the consumers. Ludwig von Mises
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We won't go hostile. We want to own the whole of the business. Therefore we want to own over 90 percent in order to squeeze out the minorities. J. M. Roberts
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The welfare state is predicate don collecting money from today's workers in order to pay for those who paid in before them. But today's workers don't have enough money to sustain the scheme, and there are too few of them to do so. As a result, virtually every welfare state in Europe, and many American states, like California are going broke. Dennis Prager
order becoming-better people
The biggest obstacle to people becoming better is that you have to really want to be a good person in order to be a better person, and most people would rather be other things. Dennis Prager
order each-day may
Work at getting organized like a hobby. Set aside a certain amount of time each day (or whatever time your budget will allow). While it may indeed take a fair amount of time to establish order, once it is achieved, you will save more time than you have ever spent. Deniece Schofield
order survival monsters
What is a monster? A being whose survival is incompatible with the existing order. Denis Diderot
order perfection fleeting
What is this world? A complex whole, subject to endless revolutions. All these revolutions show a continual tendency to destruction; a swift succession of beings who follow one another, press forward, and vanish; a fleeting symmetry; the order of a moment. I reproached you just now with estimating the perfection of things by your own capacity; and I might accuse you here of measuring its duration by the length of your own days. Denis Diderot
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In order to shake a hypothesis, it is sometimes not necessary to do anything more than push it as far as it will go. Denis Diderot
order two heaven
If reason be a gift of Heaven, and we can say as much of faith, Heaven has certainly made us two gifts not only incompatible, but in direct contradiction to each other. In order to solve the difficulty, we are compelled to say either that faith is a chimera or that reason is useless. Denis Diderot