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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
good-morning beauty nature
Nature gives to every time and season some beauties of its own; and from morning to night, as from the cradle to the grave, it is but a succession of changes so gentle and easy that we can scarcely mark their progress.
good-morning optimistic night
The longest way must have its close - the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning. Harriet Beecher Stowe
good-morning morning-inspirational my-love-for-you
...And you're the only one who knows. Billy Joel
good-morning hope good-day
There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope. Bernard Williams
good-morning people good-work
Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me. Chetan Bhagat
good-morning enthusiasm succeed
Good morning! Remember: A person can succeed at almost anything for which they have unlimited enthusiasm. Charles M. Schwab
good-morning dream inspiration
You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning. Billy Wilder
good-morning death sleep
I look upon death to be as necessary to our constitution as sleep. We shall rise refreshed in the morning. Benjamin Franklin
good-morning rising-in-the-morning up-early
The early morning has gold in its mouth.