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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
inspiring peace perfection
You know you've achieved perfection in design, not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing more to take away. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
inspiring success writing
A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
inspiring dream your-dreams
Let your dream devour your life, not your life devour your dream.
inspiring horse artist
Competitions are for horses, not artists. Bela Bartok
inspiring law long
So long as you do not achieve social liberty, whatever freedom is provided by the law is of no avail to you. B. R. Ambedkar
inspiring education book
We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. B. F. Skinner
inspiring women car
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
inspiring motivated piano talent
He's got some talent on the guitar, some talent on the piano and some talent all over. He's a real young, very inspiring and motivated musician.
inspiring mothers-day inspiration
Who can ever measure the benefit of a mother's inspiration? Charles R. Swindoll
money raised stays
(Relay) is important because the money raised stays here.
money political system
Our political system has become more about money than it has about people,
money
or at least give us the money to do it.
money move people
People laugh, but we have to move money around occasionally. Jay Johnson
money people takes
People often underestimate how much money it takes to live in retirement.
money
Surveyors could make some money on this one.
money smaller stocks
Some of the smaller stocks have been moving, but the big stocks are going to take real money to move. Peter Schiff
money overseas
Some of that money may well have been from overseas sources. Francis Maude
money needs staff
Our staff needs raises; we need roads, parks, all the things that this money can provide, John Nicholson