Quotes about funny
funny cute order
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin
funny humor writing
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
funny art believe
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
funny block drinking
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
funny inspiration humor
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.
funny making-love oscars
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
funny inspiration people
I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.
funny humor surprise
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
funny art creativity
Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
funny song humor
The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.
funny stars humor
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
funny witty laughter
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
funny humor unhappy
I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.
funny stupid believe
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
funny music humor
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
funny crazy silly
To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit. Stephen Hawking
funny life science
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
funny science intelligent
We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet.
funny happiness smile
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. Stephen King
funny humor long
Eternity is a long time, especially towards the end.
funny-inspirational shoes soul
Someone from Manolo Blahnik went into my shop and said: 'These shoes are not vegetarian.' That's the highest compliment, because you just can't tell that they are, and they are. My mum taught me to have a soul. Stella McCartney
funny truth tired
A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it. Stanley Baldwin
funny-inspirational fool arguing
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
funny peace knives
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork? Stanislaw Lem
funny crazy silly
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. Spike Milligan
funny-relationship perfect want
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
funny witty humorous
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
funny witty humorous
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
funny doctors office
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
funny nature laughter
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
funny fathers-day dad
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
funny life happiness
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
funny cute marriage
Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. Lisa Hoffman