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funny-valentines-day mistake people
Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way. Aberjhani
funny-valentines-day wish body
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. Dion Boucicault
funny-valentines-day together beets
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. David Letterman
funny-valentines-day mean news
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything. Jon Stewart
funny-valentines-day love-you wife
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.' George Lopez
funny-valentines-day ideas giving
Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. Jimmy Fallon
funny-valentines-day holiday special
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. Lewis Black
funny-valentines-day love-you eden
Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.... Joyce Cary
funny-valentines-day cat smell
Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. Martha Stewart
holiday car house
I've never really cared much about money. I've got enough to live on. And it's not like I live in a fancy house, it's not like I own a car, and it's not like I ever go on holiday. Alan Moore
holiday thinking special
Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning. Alan Bradley
holiday black goes-on
I grew up in the 1950s and '60s, when it was almost a holiday when a black act would go on Ed Sullivan. Al Sharpton
holiday past perfect
Sharing the holiday with other people, and feeling that you're giving of yourself, gets you past all the commercialism. Caroline Kennedy
holiday outlook performance pleased remain season year
We are pleased with our performance during this year's holiday season and remain comfortable with our outlook for the year overall. Bob Ulrich
holiday people scottish
I get recognised in the street, but that's more from all the Scottish people who are down in Blackpool on their holidays. Charlie Adam
holiday home thinking
I don't think of Home Depot as romantic, but I do think the Christmas wonderland they put up during the holidays is magical. That is what Home Depot is to me, and that is the only romantic thing about it. Betty Who
holiday vacation vacation-time
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. Earl Wilson
holiday sweaters age
Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. Denis Norden
special trophies ifs
If everyone is special, then no one is. If everyone gets a trophy, trophies become meaningless. David McCullough
special records world
It's something special to break the world record at the Olympics. David Rudisha
special routine crime
Like Richard Price and the late, great Elmore Leonard, Matt Burgess is one of those cool, quick and funny writers who can turn a seemingly routine crime caper into something special. Carl Hiaasen
special
Everyone tells you how they are going to be "special", but few do the work to get there. Do the work. Mark Cuban
special radio fascination
As far back as I can remember, the radio held a special fascination for me. Charley Pride
special realizing results
Beauty is the result of realizing what is special about you and not focusing on the things you don't like. Bobbi Brown
special scripts actors
I'm not one of these actors who can make a bad script good. Some actors, a script can be terrible, and they can bring something to it and make it really special. I can't. Eddie Marsan
special progress tools
There is not a tool, an implement, or a machine that has not resulted in a decrease in the contribution of human labor. Labor is not made permanently idle [though]; when replaced in one special category... it turns its attack against other obstacles on the main road to progress. Frederic Bastiat
special used call-me
Jim Cameron used to call me 'Special Ed.' Edward Furlong