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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
family-and-friends world today
I would like to thank a world that never understood or accepted me, family and friends that never believed in me, and a God with one hell of a sense of humor. You have all made me what I am today. Let that weigh heavily on your consciences. David Draiman
family-and-friends hanging-out hanging-out-with-friends
I love hanging out with friends and family. Ashley Wagner
family-and-friends shy
I'm shy, although I'm not shy with my friends and family. Janet Jackson
family-and-friends wealth share
To me, that's the wealth of my life: my friends and family and the experience I get to share with them. Cameron Diaz
family-and-friends important building
Family and friends and faith are the most important things in your life and you should be building friendships. Barbara Bush
family-and-friends lots-of-friends burying
Life goes by really fast, and it seems that there are times when you're burying a lot of friends and family. And then there are times that feel really precious and everybody is doing okay. This is one of those times. Amy Grant
family-and-friends trying littles
If I dont need the money, I dont work. Im going to spend time with my family and friends, and Im going to travel and read and listen to music and try to learn a little bit more about how to be a human being, as opposed to learning how to be somebody else. James Spader
family-and-friends great-friend knows
I'm surrounded by great friends and family. I don't know what I would do without them. Emma Roberts
family-and-friends goes-on tomorrow
Youve simply got to go on and on with your family and friends and tell them how much you love them because you never know whether theyll be there tomorrow, do you? Jilly Cooper
hassles life room
The teenager's room is her cave. It is here she can meet herself, undistracted by the new hassles life is making for her. Here, she can reflect. Susan Minot
hassles theme year
There were a lot of hassles getting this done in a week, but our theme this year is 'Whatever It Takes. Ron Beers
hassles mature
All new technologies go through the same hassles before they are mature and stable.